Rick searches his own name on Twitter

[Easily_Remembered]

We all know that Chris Chan 2.0 all ready has Google Alerts set up for any mention of his name. Old news there.

But I was recently talking to the guy who was behind the Boycott Indy 5 Twitter account, and he made a tweet mentioning Rick that didn't tag him, and didn't "@" him. It just mentioned Rick, and his girth. Within mere moments, Rick's snout was there, replying like a catty fat faggot.

What level of delusional misplaced narcissism would compel anyone - let alone a middle aged, balding, overweight, tottering above the poverty level author mired deep in obscurity - to search their names compulsively on Twitter?

I have never once Google'd myself. Why the fuck would I type G. Bisconte (the only hint Sethual Assault and Rick will get) into the search bar on fucking Twitter - especially in 2021, when it's practically MySpace? How empty must your life be?!

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

We all know that Chris Chan 2.0 all ready has Google Alerts set up for any mention of his name. Old news there.

But I was recently talking to the guy who was behind the Boycott Indy 5 Twitter account, and he made a tweet mentioning Rick that didn't tag him, and didn't "@" him. It just mentioned Rick, and his girth. Within mere moments, Rick's snout was there, replying like a catty fat faggot.

What level of delusional misplaced narcissism would compel anyone - let alone a middle aged, balding, overweight, tottering above the poverty level author mired deep in obscurity - to search their names compulsively on Twitter?

I have never once Google'd myself. Why the fuck would I type G. Bisconte (the only hint Sethual Assault and Rick will get) into the search bar on fucking Twitter - especially in 2021, when it's practically MySpace? How empty must your life be?!

Rick has an empty life, empty skull…full face and belly though.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

G. Bisconte

Beat it, dago.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Beat it, dago.

My comedic stylings have brought you joy and you know it.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Boycott Indy 5 Twitter account

No idea what that is but it's a good idea to not include a screenshot of whatever Fatrick wrote. We are a literary forum after all not a twitter rag

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Fat Rick googles himself and searches his own name more than everyone here combined.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Same reason why pat is always here. He likes to read about what people say about him, good or bad. He is his own biggest and roundest fan.