Rick isn't actually upset

[Clint Ruin]

I know it's fun to imagine Pig seething, but he's a fake liberal at best. Outside the abortion tweet, almost every time he's gone viral, it's been over a Trump tweet. Harris wins, Rick loses any remaining relevance he had. Now he gets to rally against Trump for another four years. No matter how he's acting publicly, he's secretly relieved.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I’d agree if he acted differently when Biden won. In the end, he couldn’t “leave it alone”. Sniff

 

[Treat Yourself]

He barely corrected the record this morning. He's a sad little piglet today. I hope the fun continues and he keeps getting bad news.

 

[Rdrk]

Rick may not be upset but I am. He promised he would post about video games and gardening or something, now it's just four more years of the same old boring political seething.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I know it's fun to imagine Pig seething, but he's a fake liberal at best. Outside the abortion tweet, almost every time he's gone viral, it's been over a Trump tweet. Harris wins, Rick loses any remaining relevance he had. Now he gets to rally against Trump for another four years. No matter how he's acting publicly, he's secretly relieved.

Anyone who gets as invested as him (or pretends to) in any of this horseshit is not concerned with reality. He's retarded dude. Everytime I start shitposting about something he said I have to remind myself.

 

[StlakerFatti]

i hope that Bernell Trammell's family and loved ones find justice

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

Reality is setting in that piggy has no money, no job, and only a doomed lawsuit on the horizon. Don't be surprised if he heads to the rope store soon.

 

[wbgreen]

I know it's fun to imagine Pig seething, but he's a fake liberal at best. Outside the abortion tweet, almost every time he's gone viral, it's been over a Trump tweet. Harris wins, Rick loses any remaining relevance he had. Now he gets to rally against Trump for another four years. No matter how he's acting publicly, he's secretly relieved.

Just because he’s a moron doesn’t mean he doesn’t care. It’s just that it’s not about the issues to him, but a good vs evil Star Wars/Marvel fight, which actually means he gets more upset than if he was a politics junkie.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I just talked to Tyrone, he said Pats got his gun in his mouth and won't stop crying. Niki is in a pill induced trance and keeps getting woken up by her cunt sputtering out gas bubble leaks

 

[SFWA liaison]

You give him too much credit, his 1.2 mind isn't cunning. Orange man bad, special boy sad!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I know it's fun to imagine Pig seething, but he's a fake liberal at best. Outside the abortion tweet, almost every time he's gone viral, it's been over a Trump tweet. Harris wins, Rick loses any remaining relevance he had. Now he gets to rally against Trump for another four years. No matter how he's acting publicly, he's secretly relieved.

Nah, you're just seeing him experiencing actual defeat that he can't spin, retell or lie about and turn it into a victory

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Nah, you're just seeing him experiencing actual defeat

There's a first time for everything.

 

[kingship75]

Nah, you're just seeing him experiencing actual defeat that he can't spin, retell or lie about and turn it into a victory

The tv hasn’t dispensed instructions yet, child.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

I think Pat's actually going to lose weight and be much happier over the next four years because in his mind he'll be fighting fascism. It gives him a purpose outside of sitting on the couch under a pink blanket, farting, and eating wellingtons whole.

 

[DominusOdium]

Of course he's not. This is all a performance, a show for attention to feed his ego and get validation.

 

[greasyfuckinpig]

Reality is setting in that piggy has no money, no job, and only a doomed lawsuit on the horizon. Don't be surprised if he heads to the rope store soon.

It's no coincidence that the rope store and the rickety-stool store are always right beside each other…