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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Rick is going to shoehorn a COVID comparison into his Tiny Tim "story"
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The pandemic in his story will be ushered in by the Monarch Ronald Krump.
Do you see that, TOR, you'd be fools not to publish this!
Pat Tomlinson, the last great satirist of our time.
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Hey Patrick, I know you're reading this thread. This story is your big shot, buddy. This shit would actually sell. Pull it off and Netflix will be sucking your dick for the rights.
I don't think you're not man enough to make it happen. You gonna prove me wrong, bitch?
I don't think you're not man enough to make it happen. You gonna prove me wrong, bitch?
Charles Piggens over here. It was the best of times, it was the maga times.
His fans DEMAND it!
This story has the makings of his biggest writing failures so far, he can't even write a future story in space thats basically a blank canvas, how is he going to do it with real history and story that is well known? he will laughed at and it will be picked apart if this piece of shit story gets anywhere, yes child the baskin robbins one flavor joke is period correct
Don't mind us, just researching early 21st century retard outbreaks.
Damn there is a fat of one...
Damn there is a fat of one...
He's not even going to finish this story
He's such an obese hack.
What would the end even be? Tiny Tim gets his revenge. The end. No plot twist, no revelations. No... writing. Just descriptions of shit he googled.
He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize he’s writing this for us. Ricky we are your fans, faggot
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Wrong, child. There are revelations and twists. Tiny Tim comes out as trans and marries Oliver Twist (inspired by the love story of Brianna and Frank Wu). Meanwhile, David Copperfield becomes a hoodlum and joins the Peaky Blinders.
Tiny Tim realizes that seeking an unknown assailant with no clues or even a name is a pointless endeavor that is wasting everyone's time.
Schinkelboutit, Rick.
Schinkelboutit, Rick.