The vandalism saga will Never stop being funny to me. He’s such a lunatic
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Rick is doubling down on the shoe thing
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I don't OWN shoes, atalker. I own HOOVES.
Same shoes, same mong head, same distinctive, bizarre hump
Not only will he not admit to them being the same but he literally said yesterday "I don't own sneakers" while he's literally wearing some (the same pair as when he vandalized his hovel) in that talk he just gave.
He's fucking nuts beyond comprehension.
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It's a fucking WORK, dude. How can a hogbeast slobfuck be so delusional and have the tits to call us delusional?
This is performance art. It has to be.
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Patrick if he doubled down on his shoes:
The backfat of the vandal is remarkably similar to Pat's in those candid bar snapshots if one of the resident pigstorians can pull it up for a side-by-side. Same top-heavy/chicken leg build too.
It really is one of his most iconic lies. Someone with his height and build, left his house wearing his clothes, didn’t react to his light, drew on his stuff with washable marker and the footage cuts out before he actually does it. He didn’t want it seen by anyone and it only surfaced when he thought it was being seen by a friendly journalists eyes only to print his allegations.
But it’s totally not him, guys.
But it’s totally not him, guys.
that was a good one. if you'd finished it with a 'pew pew' I would've literally shat myself, literally
Also recently posted a security cam still of some dude stealing a package from his porch on that Facebook group and didn't accuse any of us of doing it. However, someone caught on video drawing all over his bike and house wasn't deemed worthy of the group and it was 100% someone from here.
Same waddling tugboat gait
*gate
Pat claims the vandal didn't react to the security light because he'd been there before and knew about it.
Where's the previous footage of this mysterious stranger traipsing around Pat's backyard?
Where's the previous footage of this mysterious stranger traipsing around Pat's backyard?
Fat man who sweats nonstop doesn’t own sneakers? Shocking
Another layer of his insanity that barely even registers anymore is that he always says "YOU did x/y/z" no matter what "crime" he's talking about and despite the fact he never knows who he's actually talking to in any of these exchanges.
Fucking loon.
Fucking loon.
I’m out of numbers today, but someone else feel free to ask him about this
Johnson? Richard Fatrick Johnson?!I'm starting to think this Richard Johnson guy might not be altogether honest
Pat fuckin rules, man
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Could you imagine if the police just got fed up, and that night they took the shoe imprint plaster casts like on forensic files and compared them to his fat little hoove shoes?
Now THAT'S a felony, child.