Rick has to remind everyone he is cis and his wife is no lesbo

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Considering how fat he is, it's remarkable how often he is able to pat himself on the back for being so amazing.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Gay marriage is no longer a societal issue. It was federally legalized years ago and theres no going back. Why even bring it up?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He doesnt even see how transparent this is. Making sure he checks all the virtue signal boxes before posting. No actual human would word this interaction like this let alone post it to twitter.

" And then everyone in the bar started singing and dancing to ABBA"

He is so phony.

 

[guest]

Why is it important that he's black you racist drunk weirdo?

 

[BudDickman]

Straight and cis is "industry standard"? Very hetero- and cis-normative.

 

[guest]

What a stain on society. Nice cis, stupid.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Bartenders aren't your friend, loser, they work for tips. The stripper doesn't actually want to fuck you, either, rube.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"Losers", says the unemployed 41 year old man obsessed with Twitter who spends every night and every meal in a bar.

 

[guest]

I’m just this boring, handsome, physically fit, cis white male in a hetero marriage with a cis white female and we had PIV missionary sex the day before yesterday, ya know?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

"Beautiful black bartender" is never said by any straight guy

 

[1073waaf]

He is boring. He’s right about that at least. Also, he’s fat.

 

[guest]

"Beautiful black bartender" is never said by any straight guy

Surprised he didn’t throw in “bald” or “breathtakingly” to add even more meaningless alliteration.

 

[Udders]

Pat and Big Nik are both incredibly gay, the only question is which one is gayer.

 

[Meownaw]

The gayest thing I have ever read.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Lol he won't say which bar he's at because he knows some of those pesky stlaker would find the niggerfaggot bartender. Or far more likely, find that there is no niggerfaggot bartender and this entire story was made up for a whopping 41 twitter likes.

 

[guest]

Lol he won't say which bar he's at because he knows some of those pesky atalker would find the niggerfaggot bartender. Or far more likely, find that there is no niggerfaggot bartender and this entire story was made up for a whopping 41 twitter likes.

Dollars to donuts it’s Swinging Door Saloon. They have at least one pretentious faggot bartender who answers the phone there.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Another tall tale from a fat pig. If this shit happened, he would have posted a video of it on twitter to score those precious 'likes'.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Not only is their relationship state sanctioned, it's state funded!

Fat fucking cunt. You're not in the industry if you're on spec. That's now how any of this works.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Did ya?