Richard Simmons DEAD

[aRTie02150]

Lol fat women.

 

[johnnynoname]

i just realized that he's going to miss the next Elder Scrolls game


then again- I am too

 

[Professor Rape]

Is he really dead? I only get my news from here but the other thread said it was a vos joke.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Is he really dead? I only get my news from here but the other thread said it was a vos joke.

There was a TMZ link. They never lie!

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Ah fuck I didn't see this before.

 

[StlakerFatti]

i didn't even know he was sick

 

[Stent]

Richard Simmons moved that bullet. TYFYSF.

 

[DMAN]

The reality is that Richard has been dead for a while now. All his official accounts are run by "his handlers" (maid?) who even use AI voice cloning to make fake announcements from Richard on youtube. She is probably somehow collecting all his royalties and whatnot and somehow her scam got revealed when somebody needed to talk to the big man and he "wasn't available" too many times.

 

[BUBBLER]

I thought he already died

 

[RoTheHo69]

Milky thauthage.

 

[Dennyislife]

Don't die before a former and likely next president get shot at stupid

 

[Dog Eater]

The reality is that Richard has been dead for a while now. All his official accounts are run by "his handlers" (maid?) who even use AI voice cloning to make fake announcements from Richard on youtube. She is probably somehow collecting all his royalties and whatnot and somehow her scam got revealed when somebody needed to talk to the big man and he "wasn't available" too many times.

Yeah she literally took over his life and stole all his money and controlled him. Pretty funny but he was a creepy queer so whatever.

 

[DMAN]

Yeah she literally took over his life and stole all his money and controlled him. Pretty funny but he was a creepy queer so whatever.

Richard wasn't gay or creepy. He did the bit FOR YOU.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Is this possibly the same Richard from Tony’s Tree Fort?

 

[wbgreen]

I thought he’d never die. Gays would fagged around in the ‘80s and didn’t die of AIDS are the closest we have to Superman.

 

[DominusOdium]

Sucking dick in heaven now.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I thought he’d never die. Gays would fagged around in the ‘80s and didn’t die of AIDS are the closest we have to Superman.

Richard Simmons always seemed like a Fez style gay virgin

 

[wbgreen]

Richard Simmons always seemed like a Fez style gay virgin

Maybe, but that could have been part of the act. Women like gay men as asexual, so they can imagine him as a non threatening supportive friend, like on Sex and the City.

 

[LiberalPussy]

One less faggot is a good thing. Hopefully other queers like @Sue Lightning or @Jenna will follow in his footsteps.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Do you think the black man liked having a sissy like Richard Simmons on top of him?