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Rich Vos will be performing at West Nyack Levity Live Comedy Club all weekend.

Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
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I met shelley numerous times when I was a kid. This is the only celebrity death that's actually hit me. (Edit norm and Trevor Moore too, but I never met them)

She was never as crazy as during that Dr Phil episode, she was just having an episode.

Fuck this world....
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The bastard son of a thousand whores
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A reverse Vos roll. Remarkable. Truly NOBODY does it like Douglas.

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HR@PaneraBread

这是一个新时代
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Abe, why weren't you given that job Shelley had hosting? You're great with kids! Never heard any of your adopted black kin from "Fish" get in trouble.

Those "Different Strokes" kids, though...
Todd Bridges held a knife to my eye and told me if I didn't drive him to a crack deal he was going to fuck me. He was a Fishkid and a Different Stroker. That John Casissi kid was the worst though. Ugly little fucking wop sold my car to a chop shop.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Ray Stevenson!
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I'd visit that part of the family as a kid we met her since they were friends.

Did you ever see her eat?


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I never had an attraction to the skinny broads, the rails, the twigs, as the young people call it. I like, I like um, when they have a little shape! The Zaftig! Like Marilyn Monroe! She'd be called fat nowadays, but I don't care! Sinatra banged her eight ways till Sunday, said one time she sat on his face - he swears he saw God! I swear, Ol' Blue Eyes himself saw the Lord Almighty in Sugar Kane's ass! Would never have thought our Deity looked like a black hole.

Oh wait, SHELLEY Duvall? Thought we were talking about Robert Duvall. Yeah, he's still not my type.

Milo in Michigan, you saw a two-shirted Iraqi spitting on the floor of Detroit Coney when you rejected his advances - tell us on the doll here where he touched you!
 

Professor Rape

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Did you ever see her eat?


dcd304cff4f09d7c4ab934dcb86e91d5.jpg


I never had an attraction to the skinny broads, the rails, the twigs, as the young people call it. I like, I like um, when they have a little shape! The Zaftig! Like Marilyn Monroe! She'd be called fat nowadays, but I don't care! Sinatra banged her eight ways till Sunday, said one time she sat on his face - he swears he saw God! I swear, Ol' Blue Eyes himself saw the Lord Almighty in Sugar Kane's ass! Would never have thought our Deity looked like a black hole.

Oh wait, SHELLEY Duvall? Thought we were talking about Robert Duvall. Yeah, he's still not my type.

Milo in Michigan, you saw a two-shirted Iraqi spitting on the floor of Detroit Coney when you rejected his advances - tell us on the doll here where he touched you!
I can't remember much about our interactions except 1 which I'll keep private.

Shelly Duvall... If I was jack, I wouldn't have wanted to chop her up.
 
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