Returning to monke!!

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[CuntFucker .]

Not a measured response to monkey pics.

 

[AliceWorquer]

The disproportionately hostile replies to innocuous texts are the fucking best. It's almost impossible to comprehend that he's never been slightly amused by any of these exchanges. If someone randomly messaged me in character as a howler monkey I'd be chuckling about it all week.

 

[guest]

The disproportionately hostile replies to innocuous texts are the fucking best. It's almost impossible to comprehend that he's never been slightly amused by any of these exchanges. If someone randomly messaged me in character as a howler monkey I'd be chuckling about it all week.

I always think back to this one and how some reddit guy accidentally sent it to the wrong number at first lol. I laugh if some old clueless granny got this, or a paranoid skitzo.

 

[guest]

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Not a measured response to monkey pics.

Life, over texts, he didn't even accuse the reddit guy of the swat stuff, it's life for texts which makes me die when I see the car warranty text responses.

 

[fusciasomething]

I will give Rick 5k in crypto if he doesn't respond to any of these for 2 weeks as an experiment. I don't want to be part of any swatting though so he'll have to sign a contract saying he won't use it for that again

 

[PickleRickle]

I always think back to this one and how I accidentally sent it to the wrong number at first lol. I laugh if some old clueless granny got this, or a paranoid skitzo.

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LOL holy fuck I hadnt seen this one.

 

[BUBBLER]

It would be pretty funny if Fatrick started addressing the sender by there username.

"Dougy, you have been instructed many times, bla blah blah"

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I will give Rick 5k in crypto if he doesn't respond to any of these for 2 weeks as an experiment. I don't want to be part of any swatting though so he'll have to sign a contract saying he won't use it for that again

You hear that, Fatrick? That's your entire yearly salary for just 2 weeks.

 

[AliceWorquer]

It would be pretty funny if Fatrick started addressing the sender by there username.

"Dougy, you have been instructed many times, bla blah blah"

Oh but he does, Robert.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I was HOWLING.

 

[The Talking Dead]

The disproportionately hostile replies to innocuous texts are the fucking best.

One of the funniest was the one that was just a picture of an electric guitar with screeching notes as the message. Hopefully someone posts it.

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

Fuckin lol. That one got me good

 

[bantadant]

It would be pretty funny if Fatrick started addressing the sender by there username.

"Dougy, you have been instructed many times, bla blah blah"

That makes me wonder if he has the numbers saved in his phone as "Honey Badger" and "Robert Prongay"

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Pat wants to put monkeys in prison? Doesn't that seem a little... racist?

Sounds pretty racist to me but what do I know.