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"Lasted about 30 years"? He's not even 70 yet. So he had a bunch of missing teeth in his mid 30s already? Nice dental hygiene, you fucking crackhead.
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Rereading the cruise saga and I noticed something I hadn't before.
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"Lasted about 30 years"? He's not even 70 yet. So he had a bunch of missing teeth in his mid 30s already? Nice dental hygiene, you fucking crackhead.
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Jameson, cookies, and not brushing your teeth at night will do that to a man
Also smoking crack with your mom
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Classic Joe. "I hate the dentist"...LOL, who doesn't, fat boy? Such a sad old child. In hindsight, his retarded seafaring guitar adventure was so gay, and so stupid, it doesn't even seem like it was real. The best Joe fanfic author couldn't have dreamed up anything that'd top that. When you just think about it objectively, and you try to imagine anyone else you know doing such a thing, the scope of his idiocy is just breathtaking. I guarantee that after you take everything into account, he most likely finished that trip thousands of dollars in the red. It was a humongous, epic fail of staggering proportions.
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$8k is break even
He was away for 3 months?
so 90 days @ $88.88
5 hours mooing a night = $17.77/hr
Normandy beach sand = PRICELESS
He was away for 3 months?
so 90 days @ $88.88
5 hours mooing a night = $17.77/hr
Normandy beach sand = PRICELESS
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What were the conditions on him being allowed to leave the ship? Because I only remember a couple of examples, the one where he went to a closed casino, and the beach. The rest of his photos were taken from the ship.
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Child spit has a lot of sugar, they like candy.
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One would think actual cow teeth would be interchangeable with Joe's.
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It was like a TV sitcom episode. Joe is getting henpecked about money. He sees an ad for "cruise ship musician wanted". He goes to some shady temp agency, and they bullshit him into signing up, for a big cut of his earnings. He cartwheels home, and tells the family he's been hired as a star cruise ship guitar hero. He packs his two sweatshirts, his sunglasses, and his sunblock, dreaming of his luxurious paid vacation. He shows up, they treat him like the Filipino help. He barely survives, comes home, and blows the remainder of his check by Monday. Everyone eyerolls, roll credits. Classic buffoonery, like a low-budget Gleason with none of the charisma.
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Children and cowardly faggots hate the dentist. I appreciate the dentist cause they keep my shit from fucking up
AND I PAY CASH $$$
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"I guess it's time for dental implants. $8k, as soon as I get home"
Did he follow through with this? It's months later and I would like to see old Joseph with some phony discount horse teeth implanted into his face.
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Yeah, but at least he had a nice room on da ship right?
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He had some dental students pull his teeth probably for $300 about 4 months after the cruise. Don’t worry though, he took two separate vacations to casinos in the meantime.
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A bridge cost $4,000 30 years ago?
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That's how much Lady Di paid for the Brooklyn one.
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No no no, I never paid $4,000 for the Brooklyn Bridge!
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Aren’t they supposed to be white?
Nasty ass mouth, he was the kid with constant bad breath. No womder Anthony got them all replaced
Check out that torx head screw on the right.
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Joe was proudly posting and gloating about drinking a $2000 bottle of wine in AC a few days before begging for charity dental care at a student dental clinic. Never change, Joe.