Reminder that Tommy Tomlinson used to drink drive on the job and severely injured several people

[The Talking Dead]

He also gave a pretty mean blowjob back in the 70s. He was famous in several States for his skills. "You don't know what a blowjob is until you've experienced one from Tommy Tomlinson" they would say.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Tommy 'Mr. Gloryhole 71-78' Tomlinson.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Since 1/3 of his skull is made of plastic I heard he really went in on the "giving brain" aspect of sucking cock.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Tommy 'Mr. Gloryhole 71-78' Tomlinson.

"Well I had a great run but I guess I gotta give way to some of these younger guys now. My mouth is all fucked out" - Tommy Tomlinson, 1979.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Drink drive? We speak American English here sir

 

[quasi101]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

"Well I had a great run but I guess I gotta give way to some of these younger guys now. My mouth is all fucked out" - Tommy Tomlinson, 1979.

Men across Wisconsin and the upper midwest were seen weeping for months after that statement. One man went so far as to say 'that man was the Babe Ruth of sucking anonymous, diseased, trucker cock.'

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Since Pat embellished his dad's rodeo clownery into being a PBR rider, do you think he's embellishing his dad's prolific career as a lot lizard when he says Tommy was an over-the-road trucker?

 

[Kurt_Love]

My daddy had to retire because all the young guys made him climb the tall electric poles because he was so tough and brave.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

My daddy had to retire because all the young guys made him climb the tall electric poles because he was so tough and brave.

The only tall poles Tommy Tomlinson ever climbed had a scrotum attached.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Pat’s retcon of how awesome and amazing of family he’s had (except for his younger brother Kyle of course) is one of the funniest things about him.

 

[Jenna]

Back then, things were different. It wasn't about kissing and romance and RuPaul's Dragging Race like these modern day sissies. A man's wife wasn't performing her wifely duties, so you'd head down to McDougals's and Tommy would take care of you for a pack of smokes. Nobody was talking about getting married to ol' Tom!

 

[N64 Cube]

One of my favorite stories of ol' Tommy is the one where he went flying through a windshield* and required part of his skull to be replaced.

*I don't remember why he was thrown through it, but I will assume he was either drunk and/or getting blown by another man.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I will assume he was either drunk and/or getting blown by another man.

He was drunk and blowing another man.

 

[AnthonyCumio]

I lost it at "...the Babe Ruth of sucking cock."

 

[Rick Roblinson]

He was drunk on semen

 

[StlakerFatti]

Two things that Patrick has never denied publicly:

Killing Bernell Trammell
Tommy Tomlinson being a local LGBTQ celebrity

 

[HotAnus]

It wasn't drunk driving. It was cum overload.

Consider the record corrected.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

I was told Tommy boy was blowing horses and giving rim jobs to a bull while drinking stolen whiskey. The guy has got a lot of issues. Apparently his son is also a fat autistic pig. Who’s to say?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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It's not mentioned that Tommy gave mean HJs too and nicknamed his hands Mungo and Jerry. He could take on two more dicks at a time that way.

Edit : Tommy also fucked ducks