Reminder that Patrick thinks he's going to swoop into Annabelle's life when she's a teenager and she'll accept him

[HotDogJoe]

Dickhead, you abandoned her at birth and have made zero effort to see her since. You have left a trail of utter embarrassment behind you online and just a few minutes of googling your name will reveal you to be a. an utter cunt and b. a huge lolcow.

When she's a teenager, she'll just be grateful she was raised by a normal man and wasn't burdened by having your surname. You ugly cocksucker.

 

[wbgreen]

Jake the Snake's reunion with his daughter will go better than Pat's reunion.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I heard from a liddle birdie that she had been sent some stuff about him already

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I hope she finds this place when she is old enough and becomes the queen of pat posting and pat tries to sue her.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I've seen dads just roll on up after the kid is mostly raised and nearly an adult. Resentment is the prevailing emotion pretty much every time.

 

[Mike Glyer]

This strategy would actually work if PCJ was a shitty dad who didn't give her the love and attention she needed. But that's not the case. His daughter will start off seeing him through the lens of resentment. All of his flaws will be emphasized, not minimized and ignored.

Pig doesn't understand human emotion and can't imagine an experience that he didn't actually have. That's why he can say his college career (ha) was all about going to class and getting laid (like on TV!) and that fans walk up to him or email him thanking him for the insane shit he says. He doesn't see the lies as obvious and embarrassing because they seem plausible to him.

And he's fat.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Pat's just hoping that she's old enough that she'll feel that GSA (genetic sexual attraction) to him, giving him all the SFWA cred he could ever hope for.

In truth, she's probably all ready on Kiwifarms.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" How come you never tried to visit me"

" Because your mother is a white supremacist nazi incel that belongs in prison."

 

[NoBacon]

Are you suggesting he’s going to try and fuck her?

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Imagine your father being Patrick S Tomlinshit. Jesus fuck what a horrible nightmare

 

[guest]

"Whyd you abandon me? I thought you loved me, daddy."

"Didnt... didnt actually say that, little baby girl."

 

[MonsterSteve]

It's gonna be like the Wrestler where Annabelle gets pissed and doesn't let him see her because he was up all night tweeting and drinking and forgot their date.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"Hello Annabelle, it's is I, Patrick S. Tomlinson, your father... You know, athletic specimen and author of In the Black, Starship Repo, and many other respected work of science fiction?"

 

[FurBurger]

Imagine being that delusional about human nature, and yet still thinking you're somehow qualified to write fiction.

 

[guest]

In his mind he thought his books were gonna take off and his name would be on billboards and Adrienne would be so regretful that she gave that up, and Annabelle would be so eager to meet her superstar dad

 

[guest]

Pat's just hoping that she's old enough that she'll feel that GSA (genetic sexual attraction) to him, giving him all the SFWA cred he could ever hope for.

In truth, she's probably all ready on Kiwifarms.

The KiwiFarms thread will have 5,000 pages and 1 million views by then.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

What's really rich is that Patrick thinks he can still write sympathetic articles about traumatized children!

THE EXPERIENCE OF BREAKDOWN AND THE BREAKDOWN THAT CAN’T BE EXPERIENCED: IMPLICATIONS FOR WORK WITH TRAUMATISED CHILDREN - PATRICK TOMLINSON 2007

Read the full post on the Patrick Tomlinson Associates website - THE EXPERIENCE OF BREAKDOWN AND THE BREAKDOWN THAT CAN’T BE EXPERIENCED: IMPLICATIONS FOR WORK WITH TRAUMATISED CHILDREN - PATRICK TOMLINSON 2007

www.patricktomlinson.com

> It is not difficult to see how children like Joe, who have suffered massive breakdowns in the continuity of his care, often from birth onwards, will have internalised the reality that everything ends in a breakdown. Nothing lasts, promises mean nothing, adults cannot be trusted - they say one thing and do another. Breakdown is familiar and in this sense provides the only certainty in these children’s lives.

Terrible hypocrisy.