Reminder that Patrick mouth kissed and killed a child when he worked as a lifeguard

[The Talking Dead]

By his own admission. Truly sickening.

 

[guest]

It was two children. Then he joked about how he would take his time saving kids who didn't follow the pool rules. Piece of shit.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Sometimes I wonder if some of us really are too far up our own asses and making a retarded man out to be more evil that he is, but then you remind me that he tells lies about dead kids he heroically tried to save and I really can't think of many people lower than that.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

They said the kids might have made it but Pat's fish lips killed them faster

 

[The Talking Dead]

They said the kids might have made it but Pat's fish lips killed them faster

Disturbing.

I do know that his supervisor on the job later said “we don’t usually train our lifeguards to use tongue when performing mouth to mouth but then Patrick has always been a guy who plays by his own rules”.

Sickening stuff.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Disturbing.

I do know that his supervisor on the job later said “we don’t usually train our lifeguards to use tongue when performing mouth to mouth but then Patrick has always been a guy who plays by his own rules”.

Sickening stuff.

Patrick couldn't be reached for comment at this time, but it's assumed he would had said he was using very deep tongue to remove an obstruction in the child's throat. ChatGPT had this to say from Patrick: "I did what I thought I had to do. Did my actions likely contribute to the unnecessary death of a child? Probably. Does it make me a bad person? No, I don't think so." Jury's still out on this one.

 

[DMbA]

Nobody remember the nigga who got his leg sewed back on by pat with basket pump needle

 

[Racist Google Intern]

he bragged about consuming his own feces before breathing into the child's mouth, he sent this to me personally, in full confidence.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Nobody remember the nigga who got his leg sewed back on by pat with basket pump needle

[points index finger at fat head] "I do, child."

 

[Sputnik]

[points index finger at fat head] "I do, child."

A basketball needle is could not suture a wound. I’m sorry you are a stupid fat lying piece of pig shit.

 

[Meownaw]

[points index finger at fat head] "I do, child."

His attempts at jokes fail so much it's hard to tell when he is serious or not.

 

[CruisinColin]

I told Pat that my dick was drowning and he started blowing me. What a maroon.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

His attempts at jokes fail so much it's hard to tell when he is serious or not.

My comedy pays the bills, child.

 

[Steve Ramone]

he also failed at cpr a few times too?!!!?!?! hammmmmburgerrr

Tommy taught him CPR so the kid died when pat tried to revive him by sucking his cock.