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Reminder that Nana tried and failed to impress an interracial porn whore

She is doing porn and whoring herself for basically $500 a pop. Zero chance she had more money than Anthony. Porn whores also tend to manage their money worse than nigger rappers or athletes. She and Anthony are in the same boat. Desperate for fame and money and forced to work humiliating jobs despite having dreams of being legitimate work.

And both of them were likely molested by relatives when younger. And had abnormal sexual contact as teenagers.
Keen analysis IMO. Nana's boorish, angry, fag-hating father and his promiscuous, drug-abusing mother unquestionably shaped him into the deeply closeted homosexual pervert he is to this very day. With moral, supportive parents, Nana would undoubtedly be a successful choreographer or a gay nightclub owner of some kind, but he just didn't have parents who were progressive enough to nurture and encourage his obviously natural swishy leanings.

While vagina just simply isn't his thing, Nana does seem to enjoy wielding power over women. Troubled teens, desperate losers, the kind of women he can vent and complain about who are powerless to leave. His bizarre relationships with barely legal, troubled teenagers weren't about hot teen sex, they were about having the power in the relationship, where he could order them to go away and leave him alone while he did his "guy stuff", lest they find themselves out on the curb. All of it, obviously, rooted in his own parents' sick dysfunction. Small wonder why he's such a depraved, emotionally crippled old queen.
 
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She is doing porn and whoring herself for basically $500 a pop. Zero chance she had more money than Anthony. Porn whores also tend to manage their money worse than nigger rappers or athletes. She and Anthony are in the same boat. Desperate for fame and money and forced to work humiliating jobs despite having dreams of being legitimate work.

And both of them were likely molested by relatives when younger. And had abnormal sexual contact as teenagers.
Nah, I believe her. She's not some random chick doing whatever porn they throw at her. She was already somewhat well-known and started an Onlyfans. I have an ex who has one, and that unknown, mediocre bitch made some righteous bucks. So I wouldn't be at all shocked to see this whore's account be bigger than Tony's. He can't be that flush with cash right now. It'll be funny to see which one goes broke first.
 

GOD DAMN RICH CUNT

and then she shoved hay in her twat and asshole
The question that begs answering is why the heck did he outfit his theater with velour fabric on the seats? Leather is the only way to to go. Easily wipe up all the cum, piss, shit, vomit and spills from children’s juice boxes and sippy cups.

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Thats one fuckin ugly movie theatre.
 

Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!

I’m an old leather shoe with alcoholism
a cocktail known as The Paul Weimer
I shall order the “Paul Weimer” on my next visit to The Ram.
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Chive Turkey

Erock Army Deserter
The question that begs answering is why the heck did he outfit his theater with velour fabric on the seats? Leather is the only way to to go. Easily wipe up all the cum, piss, shit, vomit and spills from children’s juice boxes and sippy cups.

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Because the ghoul thought it looked cool but, as always, his tastes are gaudy and out of touch. If you're gonna build a home theater, you should either go sleek and minimal, or go nuts and decorate it like some grand Edwardian odeon.

Nana went middle of the road and tried to replicate the feeling of the local Long Island kinoplex he went to as a kid, and shitty little theaters used to overdo the red velvet as an attempt to make the place feel more luxurious and inviting. Copying that aesthetic just makes Nana's grotto look tacky, grimy and like something that belongs at least 20 years in the past. Kinda like himself.
 

McGowan6

What did you think today was going to be?
Keen analysis IMO. Nana's boorish, angry, fag-hating father and his promiscuous, drug-abusing mother unquestionably shaped him into the deeply closeted homosexual pervert he is to this very day. With moral, supportive parents, Nana would undoubtedly be a successful choreographer or a gay nightclub owner of some kind, but he just didn't have parents who were progressive enough to nurture and encourage his obviously natural swishy leanings.

While vagina just simply isn't his thing, Nana does seem to enjoy wielding power over women. Troubled teens, desperate losers, the kind of women he can vent and complain about who are powerless to leave. His bizarre relationships with barely legal, troubled teenagers weren't about hot teen sex, they were about having the power in the relationship, where he could order them to go away and leave him alone while he did his "guy stuff", lest they find themselves out on the curb. All of it, obviously, rooted in his own parents' sick dysfunction. Small wonder why he's such a depraved, emotionally crippled old queen.
I maintain that if Joe Sr hadn't orchestrated his son's rape at the hands of "Buzz", and had generally been a better guy, Anthony and Treefort Richard would be a happy gay couple to this day. Anthony would be a puppeteer on Sesame Street and Richard (who in this timeline avoided the heartbreak that drove him to feral promiscuity and an early AIDS death) would be an interior decorator or some such gay job. They'd have a pied à terre in Chelsea and a summer home on Fire Island and Anthony would be an occasional social drinker who enjoyed a couple of Cosmos while wiggling his hips to Heaven Is A Place on Earth at karaoke Thursdays instead of the miserable homo-repressed boozebag he is today.
 

WhereWeAt

I had/have no idea who she is because I have no desire to know, much less impress her.

Anthony, on the other hand, sees the type of lady who surrounds herself with a bunch of other fellas' eels, and shouts "YES PLEASE!" only less politely.
 
She is doing porn and whoring herself for basically $500 a pop. Zero chance she had more money than Anthony. Porn whores also tend to manage their money worse than nigger rappers or athletes. She and Anthony are in the same boat. Desperate for fame and money and forced to work humiliating jobs despite having dreams of being legitimate work.

And both of them were likely molested by relatives when younger. And had abnormal sexual contact as teenagers.
Mia Khalifa is poor and is actually "known"
 
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