Reminder - Rick owns two plates.

[guest]

Because he's poor, he abandoned his daughter and married a dud womb, and because he doesn't have anyone in his life who would go to his half house for a meal.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Do we even know if he has a dishwasher or is Pat hand washing dishes like a 50s housewife?

 

[fusciasomething]

They're probably hand me down plates his dad spun for his career.

 

[guest]

Do we even know if he has a dishwasher or is Pat hand washing dishes like a 50s housewife?

As lazy as he is, I'm sure he does and he probably runs it for the 2 dishes, a coffee mug, a glass or 2, and 4-5 utensils he uses over the course of a day or 2.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I'm sorry child, but he eats 4-5 different dishes each serving. Of course he owns more plates than that.

 

[guest]

I own two bowls and a pie tin like a hobo so I cant really dog him on this one.

 

[guest]

I own two bowls and a pie tin like a hobo so I cant really dog him on this one.

Yes but do you pose as a 6 figure earning author and internationally respected political firebrand?

 

[NoBacon]

I own two bowls and a pie tin like a hobo so I cant really dog him on this one.

I have some nice crockery and cutlery for when I have people over - but in my every day life I buy plastic plates and cups, and throw them away after every use. I have 100s of them.

I don’t give one fuck about the environment, if turtles don’t want to suffocate on them they should stop being retards. The weak must make way for the strong. So the strong can never do dishes.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I have some nice crockery and cutlery for when I have people over - but in my every day life I buy plastic plates and cups, and throw them away after every use. I have 100s of them.

I don’t give one fuck about the environment, if turtles don’t want to suffocate on them they should stop being retards. The weak must make way for the strong. So the strong can never do dishes.

I hate turtles too with their constant retard behavior

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I hate turtles too with their constant retard behavior

Not funny, but I'm bored. I spent the morning juicing lemons and making simple syrup for my kids' lemonade stand and standing out in the sun serving the shit. Told them they needed to pay me back for the lemons and sugar I bought out of their profits, so they busted their asses and walked door-to-door to get customers in the heat. I let them keep all the money because the hustle made me proud.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He doesn't need more than two plates, 95% of his meals are shitty bar food.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

As lazy as he is, I'm sure he does and he probably runs it for the 2 dishes, a coffee mug, a glass or 2, and 4-5 utensils he uses over the course of a day or 2.

He probably hand washes his faggot Star Wars mug to preserve its graphics.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I cant picture Pat or Niki washing dishes. I have a hard time bringing myself to do it

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

As lazy as he is, I'm sure he does and he probably runs it for the 2 dishes, a coffee mug, a glass or 2, and 4-5 utensils he uses over the course of a day or 2.

Actually I have no problem believing he goes through a full family worth of dinnerware in a single day.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Patty Two Plates,

Tony Two Shirts,

seems to be a pattern...

 

[Mike Glyer]

As lazy as he is, I'm sure he does and he probably runs it for the 2 dishes, a coffee mug, a glass or 2, and 4-5 utensils he uses over the course of a day or 2.

Your estimate of the amount of dishes he uses over the course of a meal is way off let alone 1-2 days.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Patty Two Plates,

Tony Two Shirts,

seems to be a pattern...

I’m going to go get the subpoenas, get the subpoenas.