Reminder: Patrick promised to write a book about us

[VoodooChild]

This is the real reason Patrick came after the forum. Just as he tried to make himself a "troll slayer" in his terrible bio, this was supposed to be a personality.

But then reality started to sink in. Lost lawsuit, lost restraining order, ApostleGate...

So the new personality was supposed to be torque wheeler..[/url]

 

[NoBacon]

felony politeness, time runs low for his friendly enemies

 

[guest]

If he could actually write well, it could be a truly original book. Funny too if he approached it with the right attitude. But he's fat, so it won't happen.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Nope. I'm making things better.

3 years later and you're being bullied daily at 42 years of age. Nice "making things better", stupid.

 

[VoodooChild]

If he could actually write well, it could be a truly original book. Funny too if he approached it with the right attitude. But he's fat, so it won't happen.

For it to work, he would have to be something he can't possibly be.. honest about himself and his actions.

So In reality, if he ever wrote the book it would become a cornerstone to his mockery - all his lies laid out contrasting with the court papers

 

[NoBacon]

For it to work, he would have to be something he can't possibly be.. honest about himself and his actions.

So In reality, if he ever wrote the book it would become a cornerstone to his mockery - all his lies laid out contrasting with the court papers

If he does write one it will still be comedy gold. It will just be the “and then everyone stood and cheered” meme in a narcissistic none ironic book form.

 

[guest]

What douchey title do you think he’d give it?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I think it would easily be his most successful book - Even if it were something as simple as a comprehensive laundry list of things the trolls did and how it impacted his life. He could include his email to Officer Laroque, the fax of him deepthroating Trump, etc. Things that he already has that he can just copy/paste into it.

The good news is that he won't start it until he gets a win under his belt so we're looking at 5 years until that point and then another 5 to write it. That's assuming his heart doesn't explode first.

 

[guest]

For it to work, he would have to be something he can't possibly be.. honest about himself and his actions.

So In reality, if he ever wrote the book it would become a cornerstone to his mockery - all his lies laid out contrasting with the court papers

"Your Fat: My Futile 5-Year Battle with Internet Trolls (and How You Can Learn From My Mistakes)"

 

[EraGodless]

What douchey title do you think he’d give it?

Don't Let The Idiots Win

 

[guest]

Don't Let The Idiots Win

Yeah that was too easy

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

the main antagonist would be a former Russian spy living in Mississippi named “Vladimir Trumpov”. Brave Tatrick Pomlinson would defeat the evil vlad, restore peace and abortion access to the galaxy, and ensure every BIPOC household had the resources to purchase puberty blockers and HRT.

 

[DanFielding]

What douchey title do you think he’d give it?

Don’t Drop the Soap, Atalker: My Victory Over Cybercriminals

 

[SFWA liaison]

almost 3 years since then and still nothing, hard to write such an open-ended nonfiction book

"they called me fat and a deadbeat father, which I am... and they still do. THE END"

 

[guest]

The Grapes of Sloth

 

[guest]

Low Expectations

 

[EraGodless]

The Great Fatsby

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Don't Let The Idiots Win

It would be this but as the hash tag.

 

[Kurt_Love]

What douchey title do you think he’d give it?

Now Yous Can't Leave

(With a drawing of him locking Canyon, Rahul, and Chris Italia inside Hooligans)

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

almost 3 years since then and still nothing, hard to write such an open-ended nonfiction book

It's been almost two and a half years since he finished In The Black, too, and nothing on the fiction end, either. Is it safe to assume Pat is no longer an author yet?