REMINDER: Patrick changed his copy/paste from "..many hundreds of times.." to "..many thousands.." after he read a post here that did the math for him

[Brooke Shields]

We did the math because he failed math in school

Patrick needs to change his copy/paste from "Many hundreds" to "Many thousands" AND WE BRING THE MATH

The Lit Crit Forum has made 10,500 threads over the course of a few years. PROOF: There are 25 threads per page in each forum. PROOF: That means there are 420 BLAZE IT FAGGOTS pages mocking that fat loser. PROOF: Now, the forum didn't start out texting Fatrick heavily, BUT it is at a high...

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[BakersfieldChimp]

It's like when McDonald's used to change their sign for cheeseburgers sold. Soon we'll be at millions.

 

[PickleRickle]

Theres so much buried lore on this forum. This little tidbit reminds me of the cockneye accents in his shitty book. All of you guys ripping on the retardation of how hard it would be to do an audiobook like that, so he of course changed it. If he took the advice of people that hated him, he could have forged ahead with his career and avoided all of this.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

We did the math because he failed math in school

Patrick needs to change his copy/paste from "Many hundreds" to "Many thousands" AND WE BRING THE MATH

The Lit Crit Forum has made 10,500 threads over the course of a few years. PROOF: There are 25 threads per page in each forum. PROOF: That means there are 420 BLAZE IT FAGGOTS pages mocking that fat loser. PROOF: Now, the forum didn't start out texting Fatrick heavily, BUT it is at a high...

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REMINDER: He reads everything here.

I'm just glad we could help

 

[porquedealer]

Wrong again, stlaker.
In Problem Solving 101 class the answer to everything is "get someone else to do it"

 

[SFWA liaison]

also "criminally obsessed" for "clinically obsessed"

also "a jury of your peers" to "you'll accept a plea deal" after it was pointed out that he could be called tot estify under oath and his character for truthfulness could be targeted

also a ton of words he misspelled, still working on "my wife and I", that one he doesn't have the mental fortitude to re-learn

 

[FamilyDollar]

Theres so much buried lore on this forum. This little tidbit reminds me of the cockneye accents in his shitty book. All of you guys ripping on the retardation of how hard it would be to do an audiobook like that, so he of course changed it. If he took the advice of people that hated him, he could have forged ahead with his career and avoided all of this.

It wasn't just the audiobook though, was it? The effort it would take to write an entire book in that retarded way for 0 payoff was nonsensical. And no consumer wants to read page after page of "OYYYY GOVERNAR HO' BOUT' A CUP O TEA". I imagine the Pigman attempted to persevere until around page 50, at which point he was forced to take the sound advice of the stlaker children.

 

[PickleRickle]

It wasn't just the audiobook though, was it? The effort it would take to write an entire book in that retarded way for 0 payoff was nonsensical. And no consumer wants to read page after page of "OYYYY GOVERNAR HO' BOUT' A CUP O TEA". I imagine the Pigman attempted to persevere until around page 50, at which point he was forced to take the sound advice of the stlaker children.

It was a combination of those two things I believe. Narcissist fuckwit Pat probably partially writes these books with the thought of some faggot guy like Spock to read the audiobook so that he can lay back on the fart couch and coom himself to death hearing his god speak his hogwash

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He also learned about narcissistic injury here, as we discussed how Ade leaving him for PCJ was the narc injury to end them all and is still dominating his life over a decade later. But he changed it to “psychic injury” to avoid giving the game away.

We know this imbecile far better than he will ever know himself. That’s why this will never stop, and will never stop being hilarious.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Wasn't it one of my redditor friends that got the first 'many thousands' text? I could have sworn its in the same one where he's being especially piggish and says "we hate you!!!"