Reminder: Patrick and his wife made a conscious choice to be childless and they enjoy it.

[Sue Lightning]

Oh wait, except he didn’t really because he DOES have a fucking child that he just ignores so his ex wife can raise it.

Imagine being such a piece of shit you flip between “I don’t have a child” to writing shitty preambles dedicated to them.

Despicable.

 

[Sue Lightning]

And I will once again say it…”ITS BETTER THAT PAT DIDNT RAISE HIS OWN DAUGHTER!”

If people told you someone was a piece of shit your whole life, would you automatically believe them? Now what if they were talking about one of your parents. Even if you slightly believed it, wouldn’t actually interacting with that parent and realizing they’re an asshole for yourself make all the difference?

Anyway you look at it Pat is robbing his kid by not being in her life.

 

[FamilyDollar]

Reminder: Pat doesn’t wear underwear.

 

[RoTheHo69]

The kid would come out of her womb slowly suffocated to death by a greasy putrid afterbirth that slowly descends from between her legs, like a seagull in an oil spill. And this assumes her womb would have the capacity to sustain life after being used for years as a storage vessel for raw sewage being processed into milorganite.

The fetus would slowly drop from her pussy like a turd from a sphincter.

 

[stealthygeek]

If Pat didn't abandon his child then he wouldn't have been able to afford that trip to Disney World. Once they got the rights to Star Wars and Marvel it was obvious that he made the right choice.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Imagine being such a piece of shit you flip between “I don’t have a child” to writing shitty preambles dedicated to them.

"may she one day find her way home" is actually just a jab at Ade anyway.

Hey Fat, a real man would go out and find his lost kid.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Actually I don't think they're enjoying life very much at all

 

[guest]

"Alcohol-fueled cynicism" is the closest thing Pat has to a daily regime

 

[CompoundBasement]

He posts such unflattering photos of his depressed frump of a wife. Most women would never allow pictures like these to be posted on social media, but on his there's nothing but frump.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

"Alcohol-fueled cynicism" is the closest thing Pat has to a daily regime

But he regularly watches children's media and plays with toys! Forever young, child.

He really has it backwards though. The way to stay young at heart (or whatever faggot way you want to say it) isn't to constantly indulge in selfish childish interests, but to interact with children in a positive and constructive way, whether it's your own kids or nieces and nephews, or maybe being a teacher or something. Middle aged childless adults going to see the harry potter section of disneyworld is just pathetic.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

He posts such unflattering photos of his depressed frump if a wife. Most women would never allow pictures like these to be posted on social media, but on his there's nothing but frump.

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"Emersive"
He really has the vocabulary of a 5th grader.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He posts such unflattering photos of his depressed frump if a wife. Most women would never allow pictures like these to be posted on social media, but on his there's nothing but frump.

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Horribly shaped woman

Nice man legs

 

[iBangedQuasi]

But he regularly watches children's media and plays with toys! Forever young, child.

He really has it backwards though. The way to stay young at heart (or whatever faggot way you want to say it) isn't to constantly indulge in selfish childish interests, but to interact with children in a positive and constructive way, whether it's your own kids or nieces and nephews, or maybe being a teacher or something. Middle aged childless adults going to see the harry potter section of disneyworld is just pathetic.

Is this why Paul does what he does, to stay young by interacting?

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Is this why Paul does what he does, to stay young by interacting?

As long as they aren't tattle tales.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Reminder: Pat doesn’t wear underwear.

His jeans have skid marks and his dick tucks up inside of him so it can't even touch the front of his pants. OH WELLS.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Anyone who wears flipflops/sliders outside of the beach, the gym/swimming pool or their home should be mulched.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

If Pat didn't abandon his child then he wouldn't have been able to afford that trip to Disney World. Once they got the rights to Star Wars and Marvel it was obvious that he made the right choice.


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I can imagine my father, who hated Disney World because he resented the general public, seeing Pat and Niki and saying “this place is disgusting.”

 

[Username]

He posts such unflattering photos of his depressed frump of a wife. Most women would never allow pictures like these to be posted on social media, but on his there's nothing but frump.

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She looks like a really shit Ninja turtle. Also again with the sunglasses

 

[guest]

He posts such unflattering photos of his depressed frump of a wife. Most women would never allow pictures like these to be posted on social media, but on his there's nothing but frump.

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She dresses like she's about to clean the house. What self-respecting woman goes out looking like that

 

[N64 Cube]

Which is more likely, Pat having weak sperm or Niki having a barren womb?