Reminder: Pat never even felt his daughter kicking in the womb

[BudDickman]

Adrienne left him in the first trimester. She basically missed one period before leaving him and he probably didn't even know she was pregnant until after Jon had already fucked her.

Sperm donor.

 

[BertCooper]

Pat looks at himself as some sophisticate, but his life narrative mirrors a million low-rent midwestern rubes.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I expect he's kicked nikki in the womb a few drunken nights.

Does that count?

 

[BudDickman]

Pat looks at himself as some sophisticate, but his life narrative mirrors a million low-rent midwestern rubes.

But he had a lovely piccata before watching his dear friend's show...

 

[SFWA liaison]

he has a big belly and gasses which is pretty mcuh the same thing as pregnancy, child

 

[DominusOdium]

Sounds like she went back for one last pump from the faucet before deciding that yes, the enormous cock she could actually feel going in was worth it.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

It's not too late for her to kick his stomach.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Annabelle becoming a Patposter is the best ending to this movie

 

[DominusOdium]

He had gas from meatloaf monday once that kicked harder than any baby. Stop invalidating his experience.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

On the night Ade left him he wandered despondently around the empty hovel for awhile before ordering Domino's and tweeting twelve times about evil Mitt Romney

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I expect he's kicked nikki in the womb a few drunken nights.

Does that count?

Sometimes the nigger farts get lodged up in there

 

[Sputnik]

Annabelle becoming a Patposter is the best ending to this movie

She will when he goes to prison for the swattings and he gets a Netflix doc.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

With Pat's kid I believe the story of chicks getting pregnant from a toilet seat. Even then she'd probably puke at the accidental contact

 

[Lard Glug]

I’d like to kick Pat in the womb.

 

[RickReternal]

I’m sure Pat would have kicked Ade’s womb while Belle was in it given the chance.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Pat wasn’t there when his daughter was delivered either. Just Big John watching Pats wife squeeze her cunt.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Pat wasn’t there when his daughter was delivered either. Just Big John watching Pats wife squeeze her cunt.

John was just happy he’s have some more room. Ade was basically still a virgin after being with Pat for so long.