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Reminder: Pat has such a good memory, he doesn't have to read a book more than once.

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He laughs at Christians, but not for their beliefs, but for the fact that they have to read The Bible every day. He only had to read it once and can recall every verse.

Oh! So so so so the themes and messages of a book didn't become apparent until the very end? Pat doesn't have to re-read it with new perspectives in mind. He remembers it all.

Pat = genius. Doesn't have to re-read a thing.

NOTE: For some reason he has to rewatch movies and TV shows multiple times.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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He'd probably argue that movies are worth rewatching for the audio/visual experience not realizing that books provide a very similar if not superior experience if you actually have an imagination. Which he doesn't, and that's why every one of his creative endeavors are derivative bullshit.
 

Harry's Enticer

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He laughs at Christians, but not for their beliefs, but for the fact that they have to read The Bible every day. He only had to read it once and can recall every verse.

Oh! So so so so the themes and messages of a book didn't become apparent until the very end? Pat doesn't have to re-read it with new perspectives in mind. He remembers it all.

Pat = genius. Doesn't have to re-read a thing.

NOTE: For some reason he has to rewatch movies and TV shows multiple times.
He also doesn't realize there art to be appreciated in prose

He thinks it's just words describing events
 

NoBacon

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Patrick can recite every word for word on the menu’s for every restaurant or take away diner in Milwaukee.

Like the guy from suits who knows the bar test by memory.

“Ah yes, page 12 paragraph 3, black bean stir fry pork with choice of egg, mushroom or vegetable fried rice”
 
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