Reminder: NoBacon is a microcosm of the modern western man

[Pussymagnetpat]

-have white kid at 20
-murder it ,"muh responsibilities"
-gf literally cucks him for big nigger
-incel rage, subsequentially beats the shit out of homeless guy taller than him
-govt has to import pajeets to replace his murdered child to sustain gdp
-pajeets will take his shitty 60k sysadmit IT meme job within the year
-lives in flat with sister because he sold his bitcoin before it pumped, thought it was a scam
-reads ragebait on Twitter all day, pseudointellectual midwit
-thinks he deserves a tradwife because of his skin color, unfortunately he's 5'6 with moobs
-larps as a trvditional religious chaste guy because he can't compete in the modern dating market
-because he's 5'6 (actshually I'm 5'8, it's average)
-and because he's fat
-with a receding hairline
-from decades of being chronically online and eating munchy boxes
-spends his expendable income on a $1000 gaming chair to cope with lack of life prospects at 35 (middle age)
-brags about it on dead radio show forum

...I would honestly rather be turkfebruary than nobacon, at least turk accepts that it's over.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Reminder: NoBacon is a microcosm of the modern western man

Is that because he's short.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

Is that because he's short.

That is a good summary.

 

[NoBacon]

Wrong.

Nice try with the hate though, have a good one.

 

[Ashamed]

@NoBacon just needs some anti anxiety meds.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Wrong.

Nice try with the hate though, have a good one.

The gaming chair is still the most egregious for me.

 

[NoBacon]

The gaming chair is still the most egregious for me.

It’s not a gaming chair, it’s an office chair with tasteful embroidery of 40k.

40k is awesome, and the chair itself is good, I paid a few extra 100 for the branding.

 

[Child..]

His aborted child's all like:

 

[Voscabulary]

It’s not a gaming chair, it’s an office chair with tasteful embroidery of 40k.

40k is awesome, and the chair itself is good, I paid a few extra 100 for the branding.

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they're individually placed embroideries

 

[Guest]

It’s not a gaming chair, it’s an office chair with tasteful embroidery of 40k.

40k is awesome, and the chair itself is good, I paid a few extra 100 for the branding.

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I bet it starts peeling off by Spring...

 

[Suetonius]

It’s not a gaming chair, it’s an office chair with tasteful embroidery of 40k.

40k is awesome, and the chair itself is good, I paid a few extra 100 for the branding.

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Fat faggot

 

[NoBacon]

I bet it starts peeling off by Spring...

I take care of my possessions, sir, even if it does - so what? I’ll just get another or have it repaired.

 

[NoBacon]

Fat faggot

You are?

 

[Child..]

I take care of my possessions, sir, even if it does - so what? I’ll just get another or have it repaired.

So that you can sit on it to scroll threads here...

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

His aborted child's all like:

You were bullied as a child for being a fat immigrant so you joined the Bodybuilding forum as an adult and became addicted to the internet. Sad story.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

He said he paid 2k or something for the chair, I’ll bet if you add up all the necessary expenses for the first year of a child’s life it comes out to less than that. But now he gets to relax in his gay chair and paint little baby war hammer fag dolls instead, so I’m sure his murdered child would agree that’s a fair trade.

 

[Suetonius]

You are?

Good one

 

[Harry Tasker]

Something something micropenis!

Im still workshopping my reply

 

[NoBacon]

So that you can sit on it to scroll threads here...

I only scroll here on my phone at my office at work.

I use my awesome 40k chair to build 40k or read. Nice try with the hate though have a good one.

Correlate my posting times, for the most part I stop when I finish work for the day.

 

[NoBacon]

He said he paid 2k or something for the chair, I’ll bet if you add up all the necessary expenses for the first year of a child’s life it comes out to less than that. But now he gets to relax in his gay chair and paint little baby war hammer fag dolls instead, so I’m sure his murdered child would agree that’s a fair trade.

1k and I bought it like a year ago, not sure how it’s got an relevance to an abortion my girlfriend had 15 years ago or so. Nice try with the hate though have a good one.