REMINDER: Jake Flores fucked a retarded girl in the parking lot of an open mic.

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He also ate his own cum for money


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What would you do for a Klondike bar?
I can't be fucked finding it, but there's a similar (anonymous) story in the Doug Stanhope Podcast from around the same time - i.e. we have it confirmed by a second source, which is good enough to get it printed by responsible pre-internet news services.

Jake's friends with Stanhope's webmaster, Jobi, and Doug's friend Christine "Mamu" Levine; and I'm guessing it came to Doug from one of them - presumably whoever's in charge of monitoring tard-fucking.

EDIT: Oh hey Luis J. Gomez - do you have something to say?

I’d also want to defund the police if I was fucking mentally handicapped people in parking lots
 
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