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Reminder: Cowardly fat man Patrick S Tomlinson got his widdle feewings hurt on Reddit and Annabelle’d the platform

CarolMaxheinie

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154 days since a pig sighting. He has plenty of time to stalk my Instagram, read every post here, and tweet 150K times from under the XXL pink blankie on his fart couch, but not enough time for the leftist echo chamber of Reddit? Sounds fat fetched! I wonder if his ugly caretaker/roommate has something to do with it.

What’s wrong Pattychins, are you letting the idiots win? You know Mommy Ratched and Papa Clown Bitch wouldn’t approve of that!
 
Patrick O'Neal

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Patrick S. Tomlinson is a man of many hats. In addition to writing Sci-Fi novels (Gate Crashers) and shorts, he prowls theaters, clubs, and bars throughout the midwest performing as a stand-up comedian. Between gigs, cons, and rewrites, he works as a pundit and frequent political contributor, with columns appearing in publications such as The Hill and The New York Times. In the little downtime remaining, Patrick enjoys hobbies such as motorcycling, model-building, and shooting. He lives in Milwaukee with his wife, two cats, a bearded dragon, and a 2008 Bullitt Edition Mustang named Susan.

Here is your answer. He simply had very little downtime.
 
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Patrick O'Neal said:
Patrick S. Tomlinson is a man of many hats. In addition to writing Sci-Fi novels (Gate Crashers) and shorts, he prowls theaters, clubs, and bars throughout the midwest performing as a stand-up comedian. Between gigs, cons, and rewrites, he works as a pundit and frequent political contributor, with columns appearing in publications such as The Hill and The New York Times. In the little downtime remaining, Patrick enjoys hobbies such as motorcycling, model-building, and shooting. He lives in Milwaukee with his wife, two cats, a bearded dragon, and a 2008 Bullitt Edition Mustang named Susan.

Here is your answer. He simply had very little downtime.
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His entire existence is downtime. Also his wife is a tacky dyke.
 
Ant_It_Fun

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Patrick O'Neal said:
> Patrick S. Tomlinson is a man of many hats

He has a lot on his mind!

Also, what does "prowling clubs and bars" mean in Milwaukee?

To my ears, it sounds like he's the Sci-fi Rapist!
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What can we say about Patrick S. Tomlinson? He has the grace of a swan, the wisdom of an owl, and the eye of an eagle—ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!
 
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Patrick O'Neal said:
Patrick S. Tomlinson is a man of many hats. In addition to writing Sci-Fi novels (Gate Crashers) and shorts, he prowls theaters, clubs, and bars throughout the midwest performing as a stand-up comedian. Between gigs, cons, and rewrites, he works as a pundit and frequent political contributor, with columns appearing in publications such as The Hill and The New York Times. In the little downtime remaining, Patrick enjoys hobbies such as motorcycling, model-building, and shooting. He lives in Milwaukee with his wife, two cats, a bearded dragon, and a 2008 Bullitt Edition Mustang named Susan.
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Fixed that for you, Pat!!!
 
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