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Approaching 2 months under contract. Ruh-Roh
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Zillow says it has a "Pending offer". So much horror has gone on in that McMansion that I expect the new buyer to sue Ant six months later, same as the Amityville house.
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It’s been pending since May 5th. It shouldn’t take 2 months to secure financing, so either there are repairs holding it up or this deal is in trouble.
He had to redo the whole AC system
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one of our greatest failures as a group is that no one could be bothered to leave him an upper decker or some other gift. Maybe when this deal falls though and he has to re-list it. I expect better from you all.
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We're fags, but not big enough fags to live on Long Island.
I miss that series of posts that one guy did going over every picture of the house with a running commentary as a shyster real estate agent that let honesty bleed through his sales pitch.
At least that's how I took the bit.
At least that's how I took the bit.
That was space edge
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And today we officially hit 2 months under contract. Good luck, Nana!
Nice house, stupid
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I don’t think so, unless it was an alt
The intake and ductwork is clogged from all his nigger pubes that fell off his rotted head.
A couple of possibilities as to why the house has not closed after two months. A few posters have mentioned repairs might be needed, depending on what might need repairs this could be a while given how hard it is to procure some material. Even harder than getting podcast equipment into the city. Another possibility; which given the tacky style of the home kinda makes sense, immigrant business owners might be the ones who made the offer. Many of them own som business that make getting a home loan take much longer than your average buyer. They usually have the cash to put deposit down but have a hard time finding lenders. The fact that Nana might be financially bailed out by a foreigner makes me laugh.
Given all the obvious and hilarious cosmetic and design flaws, God only knows what else is wrong with that beer-drenched crap shack.
You just know it has that "old people" smell.
And simultaneously a "really young people" smell.
I know it's not the greatest house in the world, and one of the autists here put together a great list of design flaws and gavone decorations, but if it's such a hot seller's market why hasnt he been able to sell it? Maybe the word has gotten out about the kind of debauchery that went on there?
REMINDER: Opie has to park his car on the road like an animal and move it frequently to avoid tickets because he can no longer afford to park in his parking garage.
The only buyer ends up to be Yemeni bodega tycoon Abu Dabble, choosing the property because he shares Ant's Arab taste in outdated kitsch.
He cancels at the last minute when he realizes he'll be surrounded by Jews.