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And it turned him into a fat fucking loser
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remember when Shane Nokes got raped by a Butter Knife?
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I understand he raped himself.
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Wasn't it like him and a bunch of other kids at the same time. And there's no public record of it of any sort. You know, exactly the type of crime that was front page news in the satanic panic era. No police records. Just... Kinda happened and poof. Like that, forgotten by everyone but Shane.
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Turned me into someone who helps put people like you away, think about that when the cops show up.
Fuck you Shane!!! I would love it if the cops showed up!!!!
Death by Cop!!!!!
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did this all take place in the summer of 2002?
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Shane sucks. He's not even fun to laugh at. Him showing up today was a real disappointment. He's disgusting, fat, stupid and poor. He's like bedbugs. Or a masturbating bum. Unpleasant and completely unwanted.
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October 2019
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I heard that the butterknife had to close it's eyes and pretend that Shane was a different kid in order to stay hard.
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Yeah he forgot to wash the handles after experimenting then his mother found a shit covered knife in the sink or dishwasher. He blamed the babysitter but mother Nokes knew what was up. She agreed to believe the lie just so she could avoid having an awkward talk. Meanwhile he's convinced himself that it happened.
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Hey Shane slept tight (on your new bed you couldn't assemble yourself cause you're a fat lazy piece of shit) don't let the butter knives bite!
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Literal turdcutter.
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That poor butter knife
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Fuck off Shane.
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That was the first and last time he was touched by a woman without having to dip into his welfare checks to pay for it.
Imagine every part of your life being financed by total strangers. No wonder he hates himself. If Shane had any courage he’d end his own life, but he’s not man enough to work and he’s sure not man enough to own a gun. (His felony convictions for possession of child porn might disqualify him from purchasing one. If he had any friends he could borrow one from them, but he doesn’t and can’t.)
Imagine every part of your life being financed by total strangers. No wonder he hates himself. If Shane had any courage he’d end his own life, but he’s not man enough to work and he’s sure not man enough to own a gun. (His felony convictions for possession of child porn might disqualify him from purchasing one. If he had any friends he could borrow one from them, but he doesn’t and can’t.)