Kiwi Farms remembers.
Oh wait, no they don't because they thought he was a retard and have already forgot about him.
Tee hee!!
Oh wait, no they don't because they thought he was a retard and have already forgot about him.
Tee hee!!
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Remember when Dan Mullen got very ashamed of his podcast and hid on Kiwi Farms for months
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A mong faced hydrocephalic who demands attention not named Jim Norton.
One of these days, you'll attain a discernible personality. But that day is not today, brother.
As long as I put "brother" at the end of every sentence, that shows I'm not bothered. Genuinely, I'd tell you if I was!
Dan was just letting his audience cool down and realize what they were missing; he was holding off on his return until he could hear it from the crowd.
You can’t overexpose yourself if you want to stay at the top levels in this game.
You can’t overexpose yourself if you want to stay at the top levels in this game.
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One day you’ll gain a shred of credibility that you won’t immediately squander.
And if this really is the Hulkster I call dirty pool on you Bigfooting the Macho Man’s WM IV title victory. It was his time to shine and you ruined it.
I remember. I remember when he tried being a celebrity in patrick's thread there and everyone shit all over him and the mods even deleted his posts because of how gay and retarded they were. I also remember when he said that null was good at tech stuff but quasi was better but everyone shit on him and he immediately apologized like a total bitch.Kiwi Farms remembers.
Oh wait, no they don't because they thought he was a retard and have already forgot about him.
Tee hee!!
I also remember when dan mullen raped me and my little brother when we were 12 and 8 respectively. Really messed up guy if you ask me
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It’s like every other attempt to get into this sub’s good graces. It runs aground and then he claims,’ It’s all a bit!’ Kinda like upvoting Kiwi posts dissing his wife or other nonsense.
His harassing Hooligan bartenders and caring about ‘the Alliance’ I guess is the new in. Stop trying to be our ringleader, you boob.
Also, I’m sorry that happened to you. Dan, that was wrong and you know it.
I remember when he gave me a gift for being xanned out on his podcast
I didn't even mention the worst part. Dan was unable to get erect because apparently we weren't young enough, so he used a big black strapon. The only thing we could do was shit ourselves to try and stop him, but that just made things worse. A small mexican woman who looked like a goblin came into the van and sucked the shit right out. I am not exaggerating when I say she sucked with the force of a dyson vacuum. Dan played with weird yarn dolls while this happened, and when we were mostly clean, he inserted his fake penis. I say mostly clean because he still wanted some poop involved.
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He’s a monster! I’ll never tune in again!