Remember when catching the pig cheating in a race was peak Patposting?

[Uncle Floyd]

We've had the Lappening photos, the vandalizism security footage, the abysmal high school transcripts, the various court cases, the failed lawsuits, the felony spouse threatening, the orchestrated SWATTings, the newly uncovered AirBnB.

That half-marathon seems so quaint now.

 

[guest]

The AirBnb saga feels a lot like the Torque Wheeler and Jacob Raven revelations, but at this point it won't generate as much heat as those did. We're 6 years into this and the standard for what's considered shocking with Rick has been raised to almost impossible heights.

Remember when a Pest found someone in Milwaukee had registered a "Tomlinson Enterprises" LLC with the BBB? We'd assumed at the time he was attempting to hide assets before the gavel came down on his lawsuit with Quasi, but this might've been his long term plan.

Hahaha Tomlinson Enterprises.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The marathon cheating is still one of my favorites. It's so silly to cheat a charity half marathon and then be so mad when it's proven you cheated.

 

[chewtoycock]

The marathon cheating is still one of my favorites. It's so silly to cheat a charity half marathon and then be so mad when it's proven you cheated.

He ran on a sprained ankle for 9 miles because he's that tough. Enjoy prison.

 

[Phish]

He ran on a sprained ankle for 9 miles because he's that tough. Enjoy prison.

It was a “high ankle sprain”, child. Quietly. (Which CarolMaxenhiene specifically said a high ankle sprain is a race ending injury and there is no “power through it” when it comes to that injury ina competitive race.)

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It was a “high ankle sprain”, child. Quietly. (Which CarolMaxenhiemer specifically said a high ankle sprain is a race ending injury and there is no “power through it” when it comes to that injury ina competitive race.

Carol was clearly underestimating action hero, actual tough guy perseverance.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

The first "Yes, child" during tape 5, and then the high school grades were the biggest 'Holy fuck he's insane' and 'holy fuck he's actually retarded' moments for me.
Somehow, he'll still find a way to surprise us in the future

 

[Mitch Weaver]

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

It was a “high ankle sprain”, child. Quietly. (Which CarolMaxenhiemer specifically said a high ankle sprain is a race ending injury and there is no “power through it” when it comes to that injury ina competitive race.)

I had a high ankle sprain in 11th grade and couldn’t play baseball for 3 weeks. Let alone run 9 miles on it.

I was also in much better shape at 17 than Pat was in 2019. And still couldn’t go.