Remember when Avril Lavigne became popular?

[aRTie02150]

I was in High School when she got popular with her complicated song and skater boy song, so it was the perfect time to witness her affect on "popular culture" at the time.

I remember girls all of a sudden trying to be one of the boys. Thinking that they're punk rockers wearing a tie and wife beater.

There was a girl named Jackie who tried to fit in with a group of my friends and I remember my buddy Zack saying "maybe we should all chill with her, we might be able to see her tits or something if we dare her." We all laughed and agreed to hang out with her.

She never once showed her tits and after a few weeks understood that's all we really wanted in the first place.

That was my junior year, by senior year the same girl was into rap music lol.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

The birth givers (formerly known as women) are basically cattle being lead around by their septum piercings from one awful pop culture caricature to another. If you’ve ever stopped to wonder how the Jews are able to move so fast from one manufactured crisis directly into another without a pause (Covid, Ukraine, abortion), the answer is women. That being said I do enjoy their gooey bio holes (formerly known as vaginas).

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Avril Lavigne grew up performing country music. Literally right up until the jews grabbed her and made her into the "punk" chick, she was doing Shania Twain type pop country.

You all know a certain ghost that maybe fucked her sister too .

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What’s funny is she’s spent her entire career trying to be an “edgy” punk by…giving the finger and saying fuck. She’s almost 40.

 

[Zombie247]

Do we need a séance to get the details?

Avril Lavigne grew up performing country music. Literally right up until the jews grabbed her and made her into the "punk" chick, she was doing Shania Twain type pop country.

You all know a certain ghost that maybe fucked her sister too .

Do we need a séance to get the details?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What’s funny is she’s spent her entire career trying to be an “edgy” punk by…giving the finger and saying fuck. She’s almost 40.

She's also married to John Nickelback from Nickelback, which is possibly the least punk thing you could ever be.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Do we need a séance to get the details?

Do we need a séance to get the details?

Just picture Tessio banging a chick who looks sort of like Avril Lavigne.

I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

 

[Zombie247]

Just picture Tessio banging a chick who looks sort of like Avril Lavigne.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

She lost all credibility when she married that loser from Sum41 and then the gimp from Nickelback. Credit where due tho, aside from Sk8er [sic] boy though Let Go was a decent pop album.

 

[guest]

She's also married to John Nickelback from Nickelback, which is possibly the least punk thing you could ever be.

I did enjoy during the VH1 Top 20 days when nickleback had that video where the guy could see everyones life timer over their heads. That was pretty cool

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Now that you mention teenage tits...
I distinctly remember fapping to a 5 second .GIF file I found on Limewire in 2003 of her flashing her bubs.
I assumed she was like 16 for reals because I was a retarded kid. Thank god KP is legal, I thought to myself and jerked off to it like 10 times.

I have nothing more of value to add.

 

[wbgreen]

I hated pop punk back then for watering down punk. But I also hated punk music because, aside from Iggy Pop and that one Ramones song, punk sucked as well. Like Jim Norton, I was a complex teenager.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I was tearing it up at the roller rink to some Avril Lavine with my front spiked hair.
Holding hands with Hannah was basically getting laid at that point

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

The birth givers (formerly known as women)

That was enough for me to totally agree with your point, whatever it is.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

That was enough for me to totally agree with your point, whatever it is.

when it comes to the Jews I tend to let my inner covidcumia fly. Now quit your yappin and go build some equity you goddamn millennials make me sick did I mention I own 4 homes?

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Avril Lavigne grew up performing country music. Literally right up until the jews grabbed her and made her into the "punk" chick, she was doing Shania Twain type pop country.

You all know a certain ghost that maybe fucked her sister too .

Tom, can you let me get off in Avril’s sister again? For old times sake?

 

[RaggotFetard]

She was always hiding a smokin bod under her Dickies and necktie.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Never liked that cunt.

 

[guest]

I was in High School when she got popular with her complicated song and skater boy song, so it was the perfect time to witness her affect on "popular culture" at the time.

I remember girls all of a sudden trying to be one of the boys. Thinking that they're punk rockers wearing a tie and wife beater.

There was a girl named Jackie who tried to fit in with a group of my friends and I remember my buddy Zack saying "maybe we should all chill with her, we might be able to see her tits or something if we dare her." We all laughed and agreed to hang out with her.

She never once showed her tits and after a few weeks understood that's all we really wanted in the first place.

That was my junior year, by senior year the same girl was into rap music lol.

You’re a straight Puerto Rican G. Which means we’re both ginormous fags.

Edit: that chick despite her youth was an oblivious retard.

 

[guest]

I was tearing it up at the roller rink to some Avril Lavine with my front spiked hair.
Holding hands with Hannah was basically getting laid at that point

Jesus Christ, apparently we had the exact same childhood.