Remember when American Pie taught us it was okay to put a hidden camera in a room if a chick would be changing in there?

[Professor Rape]

We grew up on a diet of Porky's, Revenge of the Nerds, and American Pie, and you're mad that the children are rapists?

The modern world frightens me.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I recall everyone in the film having a good time

 

[Andy Elliott]

Would you be surprised if I told you the writer, director, producers, and cast were... niggers?

 

[Harry Tasker]

We grew up on a diet of Porky's, Revenge of the Nerds, and American Pie, and you're mad that the children are rapists?

The modern world frightens me.

The effect that watching those 70s/80s sex comedies on repeat during my childhood had on me cannot be overstated. Really fawked me up

 

[Professor Rape]

The effect that watching those 70s/80s sex comedies on repeat during my childhood cannot be overstated. Really fawked me up

I think I turned out okay.

I like rape.

 

[DMbA]

You eat shit in the morning?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

10 years ago it was horribly dated. Movie fucking stinks on ice. I know thats not the point of the post but I had to say this

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

We grew up on a diet of Porky's, Revenge of the Nerds, and American Pie, and you're mad that the children are rapists?

The modern world frightens me.

Stop improving my opinion of you, stupid

 

[satanssockpuppet]

We grew up on a diet of Porky's, Revenge of the Nerds, and American Pie, and you're mad that the children are rapists?

The modern world frightens me.

A simpler time. Like remember when Caddyshack featured Lacey Underall's excellent tits for no reason? Or when Pheobe Cates took her top off in slow-mo in Fast Times At Ridgemont High? Back when women made movies better, not much worse. Sigh.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

A simpler time. Like remember when Caddyshack featured Lacey Underall's excellent tits for no reason? Or when Pheobe Cates took her top off in slow-mo in Fast Times At Ridgemont High? Back when women made movies better, not much worse. Sigh.

Even then they didn't always make it better

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Even then they didn't always make it better

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There was that weird period in the late 1970s-early 1980s when flapjack titties were kind of popular. Like Tony's sister's droopers in Scarface.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Revenge of the Nerds had literal rape as comedy.

The good ol’ days

 

[Nigger John]

There was that weird period in the late 1970s-early 1980s when flapjack titties were kind of popular. Like Tony's sister's droopers in Scarface.

She was in Robin Hood lmao

 

[satanssockpuppet]

She was in Robin Hood lmao

I know a guy who just goes nuts for flapjacks, speed bags, and droopers, especially when they're spaced far apart. He married a chick with a set of fried eggs, and you could land a Harrier jet between them.

 

[Nigger John]

I know a guy who just goes nuts for flapjacks, speed bags, and droopers, especially when they're spaced far apart. He married a chick with a set of fried eggs, and you could land a Harrier jet between them.

Morgan Freeman was in Robin Hood too

 

[Dog Eater]

I know a guy who just goes nuts for flapjacks, speed bags, and droopers, especially when they're spaced far apart. He married a chick with a set of fried eggs, and you could land a Harrier jet between them.

I respect this.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I knew two kids at school who used to watch their milf neighbor dress through the window from like 200 yards away. One of them filmed it on his family camcorder and showed us. We all thought it was hilarious because they did it in American Pie.

 

[PogromStallone]

Not sure you should be taking life lessons from American Pie.

 

[Dog Eater]

Not sure you should be taking life lessons from American Pie.

I masturbated to Shannon Elizabeth probably over 100 times and I regret nothing.