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Remember to Always make the grief of someone's death all about Yourself
- Thread starter JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler
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It's like that Jack Handy quote about him having an irrational fear of clowns and it probably being because a clown killed his dad.
Lost my my mom on a light, drizzly evening. It was about 53 degrees with a south westerly wind. I think about killing myself every time.
I died on a shitty, overcast Tuesday morning in New Jersey.
I've been dead ever since.
I've been dead ever since.
Two older gentleman propositioned me to take over singing duties in their band, and replaced me not long after with their old Ponce singer/drummer combo.
Now I'm standing on stage in Germany tonight playing guitar, while the both of the former are on dialysis and the latter has to sit just to hit one high note.
But you know what the worst thing about it all is? The hypocrisy.
Now I'm standing on stage in Germany tonight playing guitar, while the both of the former are on dialysis and the latter has to sit just to hit one high note.
But you know what the worst thing about it all is? The hypocrisy.
he was 14.
I lost my dad when the sun was out, I haven't been outside in the daytime ever since, it's the way he'd have wanted it. RIP Dad.
I lost my dad on a sunny Saturday morning, now I’ve decided to be a miserable fuck who abuses the Gospel
I’m sure your dead father is smiling down on you, John. Be less of a Tomlinson for once, faggot.
I’m sure your dead father is smiling down on you, John. Be less of a Tomlinson for once, faggot.
- Count Cumia of Wopsylvania
He scheduled that tweet.
I lost my mother in the sweltering hot Summer of 1992.
KWAB
KWAB
Fucking homerun! He blocked me, so I can't partake in his keen observations anymore
I guess he means Saturday mornings when he says "they've." Boy does that fail to make me curious about the blog post, or whatever boring shit he's linking. I wonder if anyone he knows in real life has even noticed he changed his number.
I lost my mind laughing when the FBI Faglovitz told me was coming to knock on my door has never showed up. Stay over there in North Carolina, faggot. You come here to Ouisie and your bulldog with lockjaw looking ho will be finding a Creflo Dollar like black minister to be fucked by.