Redditors doing some PR for rick

[guest]

Since pat has yet to find a publisher for his epic tiny tim novel, some anonymous redditors decided they have to push the prized pig into the spotlight and boost da numbas

just a taste

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

You know how he's seething at that guy. All the credentials ("ex-conservative") but just gets contracts without having to lift a finger.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

His Tiny Tim book is so embarrassing. I'd rather hang myself than hang my dirty Brewers hat on that.

 

[Jenna]

Get him booked on Jim & Sam, to talk about how former O&A fans have been harassing him, while also promoting his novels and twitter.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

> not how it works in my neck of the woods

Pat is right.

In Wisconsin it is geographically impossible to be a successful author.

 

[Meownaw]

He isn't even a 1 novel every 2 years guy.

 

[NoBacon]

My Reddit friend has also been texting staff members at publishing houses pitching Patrick’s new book idea.

“Russians from the future use the internet to time travel and influence past events through misinformation, one plucky twitter pundit catches wind of their schemes and travels into the future somehow to neutralise them” their intentions are evil because they’re Russian.

So far, not much luck although some have politely offered him to contact them further at generic customer service emails and not through their private phone messages.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

> not how it works in my neck of the woods

Pat is right.

In Wisconsin it is geographically impossible to be a successful author.

It's very difficult to get writing equipment into Milwaukee.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

It's very difficult to get writing equipment into Milwaukee.

Cousin-fucking equipment seems to be easy to get there...

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Op-eds and blog posts he can crank out? He hasn’t been paid to write an op-ed in years. He can’t even get freelance article work. Pat is currently writing a book that nobody wants to buy.

 

[SFWA liaison]

lol that dude chiming in "I GOT A BOOK WRITTEN AND PUBLISHED WITHIN A YEAR" nigga shut the fuck up, who asked? twitter authors are such homos

 

[NoBacon]

lol that dude chiming in "I GOT A BOOK WRITTEN AND PUBLISHED WITHIN A YEAR" nigga shut the fuck up, who asked? twitter authors are such homos

AND while writing articles! This guy is the full package

 

[CruisinColin]

Get him booked on Jim & Sam, to talk about how former O&A fans have been harassing him, while also promoting his novels and twitter.

They'd probably get their highest listener count ever. At least forty people.

His bitterness towards that guy is palpable. Just constant "Yeah but, yeah but, yeah but" until he sees that he can't catch the guy out. Still made to sure to get his precious "last word" in on the conversation.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He isn't even a 1 novel every 2 years guy.

Gorge R. R. Fartcouch.

 

[Brooke Shields]

You expect us to believe this?

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

You know how he's seething at that guy. All the credentials ("ex-conservative") but just gets contracts without having to lift a finger.

He fits so perfectly that at first I thought it was an impostor child who picked that guy just to prove Fat wrong about how long it takes to publish a book.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[handsomeblue]

lol that dude chiming in "I GOT A BOOK WRITTEN AND PUBLISHED WITHIN A YEAR" nigga shut the fuck up, who asked? twitter authors are such homos

AND while writing articles! This guy is the full package

It nearly killed me awlroight! It awlmost killed me!