Recommendations for the best episodes of a TV show hate thread

[Professor Rape]

Whenever I'm watching a show, I google "best episodes" and watch the top rated ones.
They're always the fucking shittiest ones.

I've been watching tales from the crypt and just watched an episode that wasn't on any "top episodes" list -- Split Second. It was great, and had a twisted yet feel good ending. Even had some nice beefers.

Everyone is such a dumb faggot. Everyone's ratings sucks.

 

[Build Black Better]

Beefer time stamp? You're not going to trick me into watching a whole episode of that shit show just for some tiddies

 

[Professor Rape]

Beefer time stamp? You're not going to trick me into watching a whole episode of that shit show just for some tiddies

17:00

And it's a good show, child. I clapped and cheered in all the right places.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

I go through every episode of The Twilight Zone once a year. The original first 5 series, that's my shit.

Tales of the Crypt too. But I do skip a few...the Rodger Daltrey one, the Brad Pitt one, the Demi Moore one....maybe more than a few now I think about it. The one with Beverly D'Angelo gets the best episode because my penis says so. 'Yellow' is a close second.

I like you Professor. You can come over to my house and rape my sister.

Ps I don't have a sister

 

[Professor Rape]

I go through every episode of The Twilight Zone once a year. The original first 5 series, that's my shit.

Tales of the Crypt too. But I do skip a few...the Rodger Daltrey one, the Brad Pitt one, the Demi Moore one....maybe more than a few now I think about it. The one with Beverly D'Angelo gets the best episode because my penis says so. 'Yellow' is a close second.

I like you Professor. You can come over to my house and rape my sister.

Ps I don't have a sister

I watched the Brad Pitt one recently because everyone said it was one of the best, so that's a great point. It was so fucking boring. It was a fucking car race, that's it!

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

I watched the Brad Pitt one recently because everyone said it was one of the best, so that's a great point. It was so fucking boring. It was a fucking car race, that's it!

Even if you like this song (I violently don't) they play it so many fucking times I can't watch that episode.

 

[Professor Rape]

Even if you like this song (I violently don't) they play it so many fucking times I can't watch that episode.

Did you have to be a "car guy" to like it? road warrior's my favorite movie so I guess not.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Did you have to be a "car guy" to like it? road warrior's my favorite movie so I guess not.

You just have to be a fan of great directors, producers and writers having fun on cocaine. I can forgive the bad episodes when I think about that. And I think about that a lot.

'S like the A-Team. A bunch of fellas and stuntmen asking 'What can we blow up this week?' The why doesn't matter as long as a helicopter explodes and everyone has to dive into sandbag or die. That 80's coke must have been awesome.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

The contenders are:

First Herb Powell episode
Hank Scorpio
Giant pile of sugar
Monorail
Grimes

and no I don’t know the episode numbers or actual titles, fuck you

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Did you have to be a "car guy" to like it? road warrior's my favorite movie so I guess not.

I can't explain exactly why but this is one of the gayest things I have ever read that was typed by a man

 

[PogromStallone]

Whenever I'm watching a show, I google "best episodes" and watch the top rated ones.
They're always the fucking shittiest ones.

I've been watching tales from the crypt and just watched an episode that wasn't on any "top episodes" list -- Split Second. It was great, and had a twisted yet feel good ending. Even had some nice beefers.

Everyone is such a dumb faggot. Everyone's ratings sucks.

That does not seem like a good way to watch shows unless they're anthologies.