Recently found out my grandma called Cream of Wheat, "Nigger on the Box."

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

You want a bowl of Nigger on the Box? She would say to my mother, aunts and uncles.

I'm simply thrilled by this revelation and can think of no other place on the planet aside from here that would appreciate this bit of my family history.

 

[Udders]

Few things are funnier than being in your 30s and hearing racial slurs pouring out from your grandmother(s) that you've never heard them say in your entire life before that.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

These stories fucking rock. My grandmother lives in upper peninsula Michigan, born and raised. About 8 years ago me and my dad visited her and took her car to the shop to pay for repairs. For some reason or another there were a bunch of melanin rich niggers working at this repair shop. My grandmother dealt with the bullshit of the place until we got in the car without my old man. She says to me and my brother "why are there so many coloreds here?!?!" with the most concerned look I've seen on a woman in my life. White grandmas in their 80's and 90's atm are fucking BASED.

 

[Snake]

My grandmother named any dirt stuck between your toes, armpits or like the crook of your elbow as "nigger babies."

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Every old person I've ever heard refer to Brazilian nuts calls them nigger toes, which is hilarious.

Also, as a young kid running around playing games with other kids in the neighborhood, we used to pick kids with "eeny, meeny, miney, moe". I still remember the time an old lady picked for us and did "eeny, meeny, miney, moe, catch a nigger by his toe". I think every kid fell over laughing. It's the simple things.

 

[Calculating Bovinity]

Did your grandma have big tits?

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Every old person I've ever heard refer to Brazilian nuts calls them nigger toes, which is hilarious.

Also, as a young kid running around playing games with other kids in the neighborhood, we used to pick kids with "eeny, meeny, miney, moe". I still remember the time an old lady picked for us and did "eeny, meeny, miney, moe, catch a nigger by his toe". I think every kid fell over laughing. It's the simple things.

Where we at with the show Louie

 

[analeggsalad]

I also got the Niggertoe brazil nut thing but Nigger on the Box is next level

Professional tip: add extract of almond, a few drops, to a bowl of NIgger on the Box that's been cooked using milk and has added maple syrup

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

These stories fucking rock. My grandmother lives in upper peninsula Michigan, born and raised. About 8 years ago me and my dad visited her and took her car to the shop to pay for repairs. For some reason or another there were a bunch of melanin rich niggers working at this repair shop. My grandmother dealt with the bullshit of the place until we got in the car without my old man. She says to me and my brother "why are there so many coloreds here?!?!" with the most concerned look I've seen on a woman in my life. White grandmas in their 80's and 90's atm are fucking BASED.

Where we at with the Sault Ste. Marie? Not saying I grew up there, but SNIFFFFF

 

[BillKlacks]

Niggertoes yes lol. As a kid we always called ding dong ditch "nigger knocking". Didn't even know there was a proper name for it for the longest time. I lived in Winston Salem, NC for awhile and a lot of people there called niggers "sblibs". Never heard them called sblibs anywhere else since

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

My Great Grandfather would tell the Grandchildren when they were bad "He was going to sell them to a family of niggers"

 

[Project Pat]

Niggertoes yes lol. As a kid we always called ding dong ditch "nigger knocking". Didn't even know there was a proper name for it for the longest time. I lived in Winston Salem, NC for awhile and a lot of people there called niggers "sblibs". Never heard them called sblibs anywhere else since

We called it Knock Knock Ginger and I never knew why until I saw that ginger is an anagram of nigger.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

My stepdad was a salty veitnam sailor from jersey and the shit he would say would give daniel carver a run for his money.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

We called it Knock Knock Ginger and I never knew why until I saw that ginger is an anagram of nigger.

Damn man you just blew my mind, the hidden meaning of the South park episode. since niggers has no inner dialogues= no soul, thats why they are able to do what they do to fellow human beings, like knock out game, robbing old ladies then stomp her to death or rob pregnant lady at gun point then pistol wipe her in the head etc.