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Real Cumia Question

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
Why the fuck would he put on mommies shoes? I know he’s as queer as the day is long. His disgusting soft language legitimately makes me feel a strong pain in my body. It’s less gay and more he thinks he’s a fucking 7 year old boy in a one piece pajama suit saying something cute and that makes me wish for his liver to explode.

“I’m sweepy (sleepy) I’m hungy (hungry) let’s eat some breakfee (breakfast) I luvvvvv chrissy mayorrr (queen talk)”

But why the fuck did this nigga put on mommies shoes? Did he put on his mother’s fucking shoes do a little dance and sing then go prancing around the house in them giggling ? I hate that nigga man.

Unapologetically masculine? There’s nothing masculine about him. he bragged about running away from his friend getting the shit kicked out of him. Bitched over and over about some guy walking up to him at a 711 and knocking him out. Which is a great longisland past time. To see an obvious faggot outside of a store when you’re getting beer then proceeding to punch him in the face.

Nigga has no muscles. He fuxking cries over women and falls in love as soon as he cums. Not even jim is as big a faggot as that mamas boy nigger
 

JebJoh

Because he identified with his mom, as a child he assumed his adult life would be the same as his mother's. I remember doing the same thing except I used to wear my dad's fireman boots and walk around. I assumed as a kid that you turn 18, join the military, get out and either become a cop or fireman. But of course my dad wasn't an irresponsible closeted homo.
 
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Because he identified with his mom, as a child he assumed his adult life would be the same as his mother's. I remember doing the same thing except I used to wear my dad's fireman boots and walk around. I assumed as a kid that you turn 18, join the military, get out and either become a cop or fireman. But of course my dad wasn't an irresponsible closeted homo.
I identified with my mom too but still wanted to be a fireman and only wanted male toys and clothing...he wore his mom's shoes for the opposite reason. He identified with his dad and as a faggot, wanted to replace his mom and be the one reaping Daddy's affections.
 

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
My father was a loser who abandoned his family which is why I never wore his boots. Plus he was like 5’6. He dies I can’t even wear his shoes.
Because he identified with his mom, as a child he assumed his adult life would be the same as his mother's. I remember doing the same thing except I used to wear my dad's fireman boots and walk around. I assumed as a kid that you turn 18, join the military, get out and either become a cop or fireman. But of course my dad wasn't an irresponsible closeted homo.
 

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
I identified with my mom too but still wanted to be a fireman and only wanted male toys and clothing...he wore his mom's shoes for the opposite reason. He identified with his dad and as a faggot, wanted to replace his mom and be the one reaping Daddy's affections.
I think Joe SR is the true hero of our thing. He did the only respectable thing when you sire a faggot a retard and a whore with a crack smoking stripper. Move to California and fuck men up the ass while enjoying a bit of drink.
 
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