Real Ass Nigga of the Week

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
No offense to brothermen with tattoos, but symmetry is the standard of beauty and unless you're built right they look retarded

i think that goes a thousand times for goofy women, looking like they colored their arm with crayola marker in 3rd grade except they did it at 25 and it lasts forever.
I thought the cleavage tattoo would trump everything as terrible placement but this dumb bitch made a widow's peak of nonsense. I quite literally cant imagine how people are going to find a worse place in the years to come
 
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