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Emirates and Singapore Airlines is worth it, especially if you can get it written off.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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It’s funny to dress like a complete bum and fly first class. I really only did it because it was only like $200 more during peak covid. I’ve only flown 3 times but first is way comfier.
that horrible corporate soy art style makes me ill
His money his seats
"Alegria" I think is what Google calls its current "childrens book-monster-shemale" aesthetic. There's a pretty decent KF thread on it.
As long as we're sharing hilarious fake airplane stories involving real ass dudes...
www.theonion.com
The guy actually slapped the kid and called him a nigger baby btw.
I Slapped A Crying Child And Called Him A Nigger And I’m The Bad Guy?
I don’t think I’m going out on a limb by saying that air travel can be stressful. Crowded flights rarely bring out the best in people, and that’s why common courtesy is so important. If you’ve ever been on a plane where a parent blatantly disregards that courtesy and lets her little black kid...
www.theonion.com
The guy actually slapped the kid and called him a nigger baby btw.
I forgot the onion used to be hilarious. SniffAs long as we're sharing hilarious fake airplane stories involving real ass dudes...
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I Slapped A Crying Child And Called Him A Nigger And I’m The Bad Guy?
I don’t think I’m going out on a limb by saying that air travel can be stressful. Crowded flights rarely bring out the best in people, and that’s why common courtesy is so important. If you’ve ever been on a plane where a parent blatantly disregards that courtesy and lets her little black kid...
The guy actually slapped the kid and called him a nigger baby btw.
This line on the step dad one kills me
'As estranged stepdads hopelessly trying to attain the affection of children who do not and will not ever love them,'
This is my favorite Onion bit, it's so twisted. Might need to click through video to get playlist.
What happened to you, Onion? You used to be beautiful, man. Say onion more, stupid.
EDIT: Scratch that, this is my favorite Onion series:
I remember reading it was bought out by some Clinton donator. It really shows if you have to stomach to even try and read a headline from there now.
If you liked that Porkin Across America you should check out the show Review if you haven't already. Probably the last good Comedy Central show.
Everyone is in biznezz suits and we're just two guys from jersey in concert tees. it's fuckin' beautiful
Florentine has talked about that many times and seems to get off on it. In reality, the dudes in business suits don't give a shit and are likely just reading the Wall Street Journal and in their own world
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Wow only 10 years ago comedians could still say nigger.