I’m honestly surprised Joseph Cumia didn’t jam his “veteran status” into this essay.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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How can one man use so many words to say absolutely nothing?
Its a shame he never actually did that podcast. He is so stupid that he might have got a ton of views.
You guys can’t even UNDERSTAND this? I figured quoting my brother would be ENOUGH. I’ll try and be CLEARER this time. Biden is a TRAITOR. That simple. Understand now??
Why would I mention my veteran status here? These are just FACTS. No need for EMOTIONS or EXPERIENCE. Just FACTS and LOGIC as to why Biden should be IMPEACHED! You redditards keep THINKING you know how the world works. Us BOOMERS will keep running the world
. #impeachjoe #MAGA2024 #boomerpride
Why would I mention my veteran status here? These are just FACTS. No need for EMOTIONS or EXPERIENCE. Just FACTS and LOGIC as to why Biden should be IMPEACHED! You redditards keep THINKING you know how the world works. Us BOOMERS will keep running the world. #impeachjoe #MAGA2024 #boomerpride
I know! I woulda been all-in, it'd be amazing! just not for the reasons he thinks
#impeachjoe #notme #traitorjoe #trump2024You guys can’t even UNDERSTAND this? I figured quoting my brother would be ENOUGH. I’ll try and be CLEARER this time. Biden is a TRAITOR. That simple. Understand now??
You guys can’t even UNDERSTAND this? I figured quoting my brother would be ENOUGH. I’ll try and be CLEARER this time. Biden is a TRAITOR. That simple. Understand now??
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If Joe's intellect matched his cup size he'd only be half a moron. But thanks for letting everyone know what Nana said on his podcast, as how else would anyone know?
I always wondered what he was playing in this gif. Looking at the fret position, I'd have to guess Sweet Child of Mine
There should be actual video of it. He would be a complete retard to be cosplaying as the edge, and playing a GnR song. So it’s possible.
A fairy on a ferry.
Sadly, this gif was cut from Dawn's advertisement for her shitty wedding gig. So it was a voiceover with some dumbass music or something like that, i don't think they would've added actual audio of whatever awful shit Joe was playing
The inability to refrain from carrying on like an obese sweaty buffoon is exactly why Joe doesn't have a band to play with anymore.
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