Ray Wilson's Christmas Day Jamboroo Thread

[UnPRePared]

It's after noon here in Poznan, I've had my time with my friends (they're my family. Yes, I'm one of those, eat my ass) and right now I'm relaxing with Marika, a glass of whiskey, and seeing how you CUNTS are doing across the pond for what is your Christmas morning.

@captain_kamala, what did the government send you for the holiday? Cheese? Amazon cards?

@Professor Rape, did you draw anything questionable that might get you committed? How many voices are you hearing in your head right now? Is one of them The Grinch? Is it the Karloff or Cumberbatch version?

@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda, how many big titted Kazar milkers are you surrounded by under your Tree? Did you successfully keep out Todd Bridges from his yearly Christmas Eve attempts to kill you?

@quasi101, do you feel like starting a family yet? I hear a lot of Internet farmers have that urge... And with transexuals, oddly enough!

@aRTie02150, we don't talk much nowadays, but still, Merry Christmas, lad.

@The Sue Deal, how many young men are you going to drag under the mistletoe? My over/under is 6-1/2, or as I call it, Anthony's Maximum.


@NoBacon, praise white God? I'm not sure what you like, really. Hopefully it's bacon. I like bacon.



A happy Christmas to all of you today. And if you don't celebrate it, well, fuck ya. I'm going to pour another drink.

 

[StlakerFatti]

hope to see you on Nicer Podcast Stupid soon. The Dan Man got to big for the forums.

 

[The Sue Deal]

@The Sue Deal, how many young men are you going to drag under the mistletoe? My over/under is 6-1/2, or as I call it, Anthony's Maximum.

The irony is is that my Christmas present was pussy.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The irony is is that my Christmas present was pussy.

Did you tell your mommy thank you?

 

[The Sue Deal]

Did you tell your mommy thank you?

Line of the fawwkin day. Sniff.

 

[UnPRePared]

It's lovely out here today.

I'm guessing some of you might be seeing the sun? And the rest are in the darkness of hell?

The irony is is that my Christmas present was pussy.

How many cats do you have again?

 

[captain_kamala]

Your earring is gay

 

[UnPRePared]

Your earring is gay

Pull on it and win a prize, lass.

Still love you though.

 

[The Sue Deal]

It's lovely out here today.

I don’t like how your wife facetuned her own face but didn’t do yours. Very disrespectful.

 

[StlakerFatti]

You remind me a lot of Idi Amin to be honestwitcha. Want to know why?

 

[UnPRePared]

I don’t like how your wife facetuned her own face but didn’t do yours. Very disrespectful.

It's what women do, Sue.

I would rather look real and rough, like a Scottish Dan Haggerty.

 

[UnPRePared]

You remind me a lot of Idi Amin to be honestwitcha. Want to know why?

Fuck it, go for it, lad.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Fuck it, go for it, lad.

You are both known to be The King Of Scotland (despite being a ni__er) and rumors of eating people are invented media lies

 

[UnPRePared]

You are both known to be The King Of Scotland and rumors of eating people are invented media lies

Right.... Only rumours.

 

[NoBacon]

After all I’ve done for you! You don’t even include me on the tagged users to ask about.

Genesis was right to throw you out.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It's what women do, Sue.

I would rather take it real and rough, like a Scottish Liberace.

Fucking LIBTARD!!!!

 

[UnPRePared]

After all I’ve done for you! You don’t even include me on the tagged users to ask about.

Genesis was right to throw you out.

I'm on my FOURTH whiskey, @NoBacon! It took me five minutes to remember @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda, and he's my FAWKIN' brother, awlroight!?!

I'll add you now, go look up!

 

[NoBacon]

I'm on my FOURTH whiskey, @NoBacon! It took me five minutes to remember @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda, and he's my FAWKIN' brother, awlroight!?!

I'll add you now, go look up!

Thanks, Ray.

Genesis may not have reached their critical or commercial peak with you, but they certainly never had as much heart.

Merry Xmas to you and your polish entourage.

 

[UnPRePared]

Thanks, Ray.

Genesis may not have reached their critical or commercial peak with you, but they certainly never had as much heart.

Merry Xmas to you and your polish entourage.

Some people call my band The Polish Mafia, after Elvis and his crew.

I get offended because Elvis was fat.

They get offended because NO ONE likes to be called Polish.

 

[NoBacon]

The irony is is that my Christmas present was pussy.

What’s his name?

Hehehehehehe