Raspberry HATE Thread

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Weird tasting fruit.....bitter, sour, sweet? WHAT IS IT?!??

Ripping the skin off my leg???? RUG BURNS???FUCK YOU!!!!!

Grapefruit Shantys > Raspberry Shanty's

 

[Brooke Shields]

Blueberry wine > Raspberry wine > Blackberry wine > hearing you whine

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

WWAWD Saskatoon berries? PFG, I say. Might have to grow some because they're not as easy to find growing wild here.

 

[Turk February]

Raspberries are the best of the berries except when there's bugs in them.

 

[CuntFucker .]

You're fucking crazy, my friend. Raspberries rule.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Frozen raspberries are PFG get outta here.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Berry controversial opinion, ya crazy asshole

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My grandmother used to take me to this farm to pick raspberries and strawberrys when I was a kid. She'd always have to pull over on the way home so I could puke because I was just mowing down unwashed berries the whole time.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Im all in with the raspberries. Im not all in with how the canadians use raspberry jelly in pb&j's instead of grape. Shits fucking unamerican

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Im all in with the raspberries. Im not all in with how the canadians use raspberry jelly in pb&j's instead of grape. Shits fucking unamerican

Raspberry jam can fuck off. I don't even dislike raspberries, but that shit sucks. It's always the worst flavor of yogurt too. Not bad, but it's the inferior one.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Black berries are 1000x better than raspberries. Nigger John being in Africa/pierce county Washington can confirm.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Yeah raspberries - whatever. The real question is what the fuck are these golden berries I keep seeing at the store. My whole fucking life, I've never seen a yellow berry. Fucking jews.

 

[Stent]

Strawberries are homosexual.

 

[Child..]

Strawberries are massively overrated...one of those berries I tried for the first time as a child in Canada, and completely underwhelmed after imagining what it'd taste like.

Raspberries and blueberries are underrated...pitless ripe cherries too.

Other foods that massively underwhelmed:

-Kiwi fruits (had the jam/spread before the actual fruit, the jam is PFG)
-Mushrooms (I still remember when my uncle bought me this bowl of fried mushrooms in Saudi Arabia...tasteless bland fungi, I honestly thought they'd be quaint/multifaceted/savory and shit, cuz of all the mushrooms in the cartoons)
-Almond Milk (hot garbage...scam/grift)
-Kimchee (Korean roommate in uni gave me some...this is their staple, and it's like pungent horse radish)
-Tamarinds...vurry "alien" type of sour
-Tofu (scam)
-Cranberry Juice (disgusting)

Foods that I couldn't "fuck with" because of my weird/sensitive palate:
-raisins (texture disgusted me so much I'd pick them out of the rice platters)
-oatmeal (texture again)


Food that massively surprised me when I tried:
-Vienna sausages out of the can (This was in Saudi Arabia, from the American military PX, but I knew it had no pork)

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Fun fact, pound for pound, strawberries have more vitamin C than oranges.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I bought a carton of raspberries like a year ago. They looked fawkin perfect but when I went to eat them they were all mushy and had a bland taste. Idk if I just got unlucky or what but they sucked ass. I recently bought a bag of rainier cherries that were pfg.

 

[Soundboard Fez]

Now the raspberry is not one to work on its own. It has to have something with it like the kiwi...it's not a standa...a stand....sigh...standalone fruit.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Raspberry jam can fuck off. I don't even dislike raspberries, but that shit sucks. It's always the worst flavor of yogurt too. Not bad, but it's the inferior one.

Says the guy who was in North (1994).

 

[Dog Eater]

Strawberries are massively overrated...one of those berries I tried for the first time as a child in Canada, and completely underwhelmed after imagining what it'd taste like.

Raspberries and blueberries are underrated...pitless ripe cherries too.

Other foods that massively underwhelmed:

-Kiwi fruits (had the jam/spread before the actual fruit, the jam is PFG)
-Mushrooms (I still remember when my uncle bought me this bowl of fried mushrooms in Saudi Arabia...tasteless bland fungi, I honestly thought they'd be quaint/multifaceted/savory and shit, cuz of all the mushrooms in the cartoons)
-Almond Milk (hot garbage...scam/grift)
-Kimchee (Korean roommate in uni gave me some...this is their staple, and it's like pungent horse radish)
-Tamarinds...vurry "alien" type of sour
-Tofu (scam)
-Cranberry Juice (disgusting)

Foods that I couldn't "fuck with" because of my weird/sensitive palate:
-raisins (texture disgusted me so much I'd pick them out of the rice platters)
-oatmeal (texture again)


Food that massively surprised me when I tried:
-Vienna sausages out of the can (This was in Saudi Arabia, from the American military PX, but I knew it had no pork)

Wwawd beetle larvae tho?