Called in to rescue brother joe on the cruise after he lost 16 teeth.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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R.I.P to bald opie and carol
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Howard Stern said it best once:
"All these people boating... Or surfing. Imagine thinking you're better than water! Seriously, I'm against leaving the house!"
Hoo-hoo
Surprising considering his people led the way exploring the world, fighting the locals, well... all the dirty and dangerous work really, making areas safe for those immoral Europeans to make lots of money. Or do I have that backwards?
Sephardic Jews were explorers and risk takers...Gentiles were busy interrogating cryptos in Spain when Kikes figured the other side of the Atlantic had liveable land and needed settlement/labor, hence the slave ships etc.Surprising considering his people led the way exploring the world, fighting the locals, well... all the dirty and dangerous work really, making areas safe for those immoral Europeans to make lots of money. Or do I have that backwards?
Jewish-Islamic collaboration for 800 years in Moorish Spain was what led to the discovery of the New World. Without jews, all you get are rube settlements by the Vikings in Nova Scotia, and just like other European endeavors, white flight put a quick end to it.
getcha sum cansuelin'
If Anthony was famous enough he would have never left that island. The feds/discord would have only found a one way in the log book.
You know how they had Superbowl MVP say "Im going to Disneyland!" He'd be doing that but for Epstein's island.
He has a bowling alley in his house that probably hasn’t been used in 15 years.
Hey Robin, I invented wasteful spending! HOO HOO HOOOOO!
Someone let it slip on the show and he moved it right along immediately. That doesn’t even strike me as something he’d want.
I like bowling, but not that fucking much.
And yeah, I do remember that. A very quick mention.
nice daniel plainview mansion, stupid
hoo-hoo, I'm the third revelation! tell 'em, robin!
Very wise.
Hopefully this is just a joke and not foreshadowing a Howard Hughes-like psychosis in regards to going outside
Fat Opie is actually one of my favorite characters in the Cumio-verse because he tends to get under Mooseph’s skin. He has that passive aggressive boomer way of questioning Joseph when he’s bleating away that screams “I didn’t spend my life living off of my baby brother…oh yeah and I railed your sister’s hairy box.”