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Quitting Drinking

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Former Prez Gerald Ford

Come over and we’ll have nachos. And some beer.
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Nobacon is 100% right, if you’re not at the point where you’re shaking and seeing pink elephants when you stop, then just quit and be done. Takes willpower and the desire to stop being a fuck up overriding the desire to drink alcohol that tastes GREAT.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Rambunctious Rodney Piper
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I signed up for some experimental psilocybin treatment for alcoholism. I imagine it's going to go pretty much exactly like the movie Altered States and I'll transform into an amorphous mass of conscious, primordial matter. It kind of sounds like I might not be a bad enough alcoholic to be a candidate though. I just want some free shrooms.
 
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I didn't drink for a few years after having a stroke. I say my wife gave me a stroke. Then one day, I'm at a barbecue, ok? It's my birthday, ok? And I pick up a light beer and said what the hell. And honestly, I'm being honest with you, ok? I didn't even like it. Really, I said, "I used to drink this shit?" And that's how I started again. So I have maybe a couple each day.









She didn't stroke the right thing!
 
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I don't really even like it. I'm just such an autistic tard that it's the only way I can socialize with people. It's called being a nervous cunt and a caouple fawwkin drinks just take off the fawwkin edge.

Once I get loose enough to start telling girls stolen forum jokes it's just way too easy to get laid.

It's strict diet, gym everyday, and a shitload of dudeweed. Can't wait to lecture my family about what losers they are during the holidays while they drink and eat like shit. I can just brag about how I've figured everything out. Sobriety is kicking ass so far.
 

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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I decided to quit after sunday. Lotta troubling pains in my body, black stool, a lil blood in the vomit, and also being an embarrassing human being all around. Hopefully those all go away if I stop, though I may still be a huge faggot, we'll see.
Some of you fuckers make me feel real good when I think the little bit of bloat in my face is the end of the world. Good luck to you brothaman
 
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