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First of all, it's legal to have a personal audio recorder in a court proceeding unless it's a sealed courtroom. And add to that we get to hear an anecdotal account about the pig man flipping out and demanding tard boy be arrested. And also, according to the anecdotal evidence, the sweaty little hog was assuring his lawyer that "he's recording all of this surreptitiously" to which she replied "there's nothing we can do." But we have no audio. We have a tale we are told by an obvious jack-ass. With the amount of attention and care you put into this "hobby" one would think documenting an event such as that would necessitate a little care and preparation. I assume you investigated your wife before you paid for her. You could've set your phone to record, you could've had a lavalier, you could've pretended to be Jackie's dad and worn a turban with a short-shotgun mic (that's a directional microphone, Dan) hooked to a phantom powered XLR cable down the back of your shirt to a Nagra (that's a reference to a black person, Dan) or equivalent nestled in the small of your back. Or just a small directional mic 'w digital recorder, held in your hand which is allowed by law but no.
We get no receipts. Nice plane ride, stupid.
