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Psychic Damage

Will Tate

Oven March
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Found on r/honestsy&oinking:

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N64 Cube

Look at dis ho-wah, Paulie…
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Treat Yourself

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What will fatso's nervous breakdown look like? Will the MPD find him walking down the street in his open bathrobe with shit running down his leg? Will he drive Susan through the hovel's wall and peel out on Niki's face? Something boring like a heart attack and falling face-first into Monday Meatloaf? He's a ticking time bomb and it's going to be messy. His career's in the toilet, he's socially radioactive, the only people who care about his crusade laugh about it, and he's extremely fat. Like, goddamn he's huge.
 

Agent Smith

You are a plague and we are the cure.
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What will fatso's nervous breakdown look like? Will the MPD find him walking down the street in his open bathrobe with shit running down his leg? Will he drive Susan through the hovel's wall and peel out on Niki's face? Something boring like a heart attack and falling face-first into Monday Meatloaf? He's a ticking time bomb and it's going to be messy. His career's in the toilet, he's socially radioactive, the only people who care about his crusade laugh about it, and he's extremely fat. Like, goddamn he's huge.
Either murder/suicide or shot by police.
 
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