Projecting Pat let's us know why he isn't invited to the in-laws for Christmas/Thanksgiving

[guest]

This is why he is subjected to spending the holidays alone burning beef wellingtons into charcoal and filling the house with smoke before throwing them away and ordering Chinese

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"Pro tip"

Jesus, what year is it.

Pat seems to think that holidays should be a time for pointless arguments and terrible experiences.

Cheesehead *sniff*

 

[guest]

Imagine disowning your family because some DNC glownigga told you how to think.

 

[guest]

Imagine disowning your family because some DNC glownigga told you how to think.

"Something happened to a complete stranger, and with the information I was given, I think one way."

"Well with the information I was given about that complete stranger, I think another way."

"Oh yeah? Well you're no longer considered family to me."

Fucking nutjob.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Pat is a pro at not getting invited.

 

[guest]

What a sad man. Fat, too.

 

[guest]

Replies are insane

 

[guest]

No heterosexual man has ever called anything "heavenly."

 

[guest]

Replies are insane

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Judging from the pics from the first and last thing, lucky them. If they were in my extended family somehow, I'd say good riddance.

 

[Bigsmooth]

No heterosexual man has ever called anything "heavenly."

Or used twitter

 

[AntSucks]

Does this fucker think that anyone is going to believe that the child free and proud couple living in the ghetto is going to be hosting Thanksgiving for their whole extended family.

 

[HotDogJoe]

No heterosexual man has ever called anything "heavenly."

What you don't think a man who enjoys having sex with women talks like this...

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Does this fucker think that anyone is going to believe that the child free and proud couple living in the ghetto is going to be hosting Thanksgiving for their whole extended family.

Overflow dining by the nigger dumpster, how progressive!

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Word is that Fatrick invited the Rosenbaum family over for thanksgiving.

After this tweet, the Rosenbaums now fully support the verdict and thank Kyle for offing their midget kidfucking spawn.

 

[peckafacce]

Is it really shocking to people that Pat is so fucking toxic that he would cut out his family over political views?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Overflow dining by the nigger dumpster, how progressive!

"Why is the kids table in the basement?"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Pro tip? That would imply that he's done it before. His half house doesn't have the space to accommodate family coming over, he owns like three plates and drinks tea, booze and mountain dew out of coffee mugs and nothing else, he probably only has one set of silverware and no one wants fucking cat hair in their food or to smell cat piss. Fuck off with your bullshit Pat. Encouraging people to disown their families so they can be as lonely and sad as you are.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

miserable fat faggot

 

[wbgreen]

Is it really shocking to people that Pat is so fucking toxic that he would cut out his family over political views?

It's obvious his family already cut him off, so this is his ex post facto excuse.

 

[stealthygeek]

Trying to convince others to Annabelle their families for the holidays has become an annual tradition.