Probably shitty life advice: Just cheat on your gf if the opportunity comes up

[guest]

Relationships dont fawkin last anyway. I regret never cheating during all the opportunities I had. Coulda got so much hot pussy... sniff.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

My advice is don’t get caught.

 

[guest]

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Nice dying alone, stupid

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Only if it's a significant upgrade from what you ordinarily get.

 

[aRTie02150]

Cheat. Get caught and tell her it was only a bit. She'll get it.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Got caught cheating one time while in the act. He joined in and we had a 3 way

 

[guest]

I’d need a girlfriend first and the big tittied 50 year old broad at my liquor store who always says HI!! when I walk in doesn’t count (I think).

 

[guest]

I’d need a girlfriend first and the big tittied 50 year old broad at my liquor store who always says HI!! when I walk in doesn’t count (I think).

Go for it!

 

[RobertMewler]

I was going to admonish you for being a naughty boy but then remembered you're probably going to die of myocarditis in three years so live, damnit, live!

 

[Brooke Shields]

Only if it's a significant upgrade from what you ordinarily get.

 

[Heyfellas]

As big Lenny says: you either have a wife or you have a whore. Act accordingly

 

[guest]

Go for it!

It’s the old sack ones that come off as the most approachable.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Go home rinse your dick off and watch TV. If she catches you you're stupid.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I’d need a girlfriend first and the big tittied 50 year old broad at my liquor store who always says HI!! when I walk in doesn’t count (I think).

Next time be like "I'm gonna go drink this plastic handle of vodka behind the dumpster. When's your shift over, mama?"

 

[guest]

Next time be like "I'm gonna go drink this plastic handle of vodka behind the dumpster. When's your shift over, mama?"

I honestly think that would totally work. Broads with cobwebs on their asses know how to slob a good knob and from what I’ve heard appreciate the attention.

The only thing is she’s kinda sweet in that youngish doe-eyed kinda way and I don’t want to offend her. It’s also my main liquor grab bag and I don’t want to end up getting gouged by the corner street Chinaman store if I don’t feel comfortable going there anymore.

tl;dr: [MEDIA=youtube]-qxaYgobNWc:10[/MEDIA]

 

[TorqueWheeler]

My advice is don’t get caught.

This is the real advice here.

 

[guest]

If your gf is putting out and not giving you any shit, and you cheat on her anyway you're a dickhead

 

[CutesyMissy]

If your gf is putting out and not giving you any shit, and you cheat on her anyway you're a dickhead

Now, if she starts nagging. Cheat like "Evan Fields."