Prison Tube / Felonverse

[lowend73]

These jokers really came out during the right time, COVID was in full swing. So, people decided since someone spent decades in prison they can give great advice

These guys charge money for workout, meal plans, and what amounts to the e commerce “get rich”

Is e commerce the easiest way to make cash. Most of the grifters always try and push that. Have no idea what drop shipping and all that crap ?

The problem is everyone wants a “get rich quick”. or “learn how to play any instrument fast”. It’s not that hard to find out workouts and macros online. And practice will make you better

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Wes Watson is a faggot.

Joseph P Guerrero from the AfterPrisonShow is great, because he's a lot like Joseph P. Cumia in that he is as big of a retard as they possibly come but is completely convinced he's a supremely intelligent businessman.

 

[lowend73]

Wes Watson is a faggot.

Joseph P Guerrero from the AfterPrisonShow is great, because he's a lot like Joseph P. Cumia in that he is as big of a retard as they possibly come but is completely convinced he's a supremely intelligent businessman.

They are hilarious.

You’re right, it could be a long con. Is that giving to much credit

The fuck is e-commerce?

 

[H0meRunCumia]

What about the mafia rats who still act like they're big bad cosa nostra?

 

[lowend73]

What about the mafia rats who still act like they're big bad cosa nostra?

That can be included for sure. The comment sections on his stuff is either “rat” or a great guy”

Mike Franzese is the same. Only now he is a god fearing man and not a thieving degenerate wop. He sells all types of stuff. The merch, and plenty of other things like cookbooks and a self written autobiography. So you can hear the same shit he already said

He did tax gasoline, that was a great idea

 

[captain_kamala]

The florida ones are hilarious. P no, 1090 Jake, k frog. Good shit

 

[Lunkhead]

self written autobiography

That's normally how those work.

 

[Lunkhead]

Wes Watson is a faggot.

Joseph P Guerrero from the AfterPrisonShow is great, because he's a lot like Joseph P. Cumia in that he is as big of a retard as they possibly come but is completely convinced he's a supremely intelligent businessman.

I'll admit, I found some of his stories funny. But yeah, what a load of horseshit. Claims he didn't do roids. Give me a break.

 

[Lunkhead]

There was a white trash guy from Atlantic City on youtube (channel name was something like Stories From The Penitentiary) that used to write letters to tons of prisoners, some famous cases but mostly obsure ones. Some very interesting and funny content. One day his channel disappeared. I suspect because the dumbass used his real mailing address instead of a PO Box, and some of the inmates or their associates on the outside didn't like his commentary on them and their cases. Anyway, some highlights from what I remember:

-A guy who murdered his wife while he was binging on coke and going through drug induced psychosis. He recounts the story and then goes on to talk about some stuff the prison therapist taught him, including what his "love language" is. Little late on that one, buddy.

-A guy who killed some Vietnamese immigrant after he got drunk and was pumped up because the Dallas Cowboys won the Super Bowl. Seems reasonable enough.

-The Korean guy that played Random Task in Austin Powers went to prison for rape. He would send back nonsensical letters that consisted mostly of asking for stamps and money on his commissary.

One guy who was in prison for life asked the host how Atlantic City was, saying that it sounded like a beautiful place lol. The host did not agree.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I leave unpleasant comments on a lot of their videos. There's nothing honorable about having been to prison. There's this one screaming bearded faggot who puts out a bunch of shirts that say FELON and shit like that on them. I saw a video of him hocking some new one the other day and saw a comment that was like "I wish I could afford one but I'm broke because nobody will hire me because I have 8 felonies "

Like, you might have better luck if you didn't wear shirts advertising that you're a piece of shit felon, but what the fuck do I know. These faggots can't help but lead with the fact that they were in prison for 10 years either. I've met a lot of drug addicts like that too. "Hey, nice to meet you, I'm Chris, I smoked crack for 15 years and beat up my grandma one time so I go to NA now. My sponsor's name is Donnie. He did meth for like 30 years. He's cool as hell. He let me borrow his car last week so I could go to my ex's house and scream at her in front of my 3 year old and I rolled it, it was awesome. What's your name?"

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I leave unpleasant comments on a lot of their videos. There's nothing honorable about having been to prison. There's this one screaming bearded faggot who puts out a bunch of shirts that say FELON and shit like that on them. I saw a video of him hocking some new one the other day and saw a comment that was like "I wish I could afford one but I'm broke because nobody will hire me because I have 8 felonies "

Like, you might have better luck if you didn't wear shirts advertising that you're a piece of shit felon, but what the fuck do I know. These faggots can't help but lead with the fact that they were in prison for 10 years either. I've met a lot of drug addicts like that too. "Hey, nice to meet you, I'm Chris, I smoked crack for 15 years and beat up my grandma one time so I go to NA now. My sponsor's name is Donnie. He did meth for like 30 years. He's cool as hell. He let me borrow his car last week so I could go to my ex's house and scream at her in front of my 3 year old and I rolled it, it was awesome. What's your name?"

Real fonts of wisdom, these guys. That's why they did five separate three year bids, bro. The world just can't understand them!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Would you thay you're more of a cheek-buthter or a wig-thplitter?