Prison back in the day, seemed pretty chill

[Feltch My Ass]

Cool hand luke looked like a pretty chill time

 

[guest]

Shawshank Redemption was set in 1947...

oopsie doodles

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I always thought that the prison in that movie seemed way more humane than modern prison. First of all, no niggers. Plus you get to do physical labor outdoors in the sun which is healthy, and do organized boxing matches to blow off steam and settle beef.

Modern prison you stay trapped in an antiseptic environment with fluorescent lights which leads to insanity, plus you cant fight or without fear of getting stabbed or put in solitary. When the final punch comes, im requesting a prison camp.

One my favorite films. I still wonder whether the point is to be inspired by Luke, or if its a lesson about people that cant get out of their own way.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Shawshank Redemption was set in 1947...

Yeah but that had a guy who killed himself because he had to leave

 

[Feltch My Ass]

I always thought that the prison in that movie seemed way more humane than modern prison. First of all, no niggers. Plus you get to do physical labor outdoors in the sun which is healthy, and do organized boxing matches to blow off steam and settle beef.

Modern prison you stay trapped in an antiseptic environment with fluorescent lights which leads to insanity, plus you cant fight or without fear of getting stabbed or put in solitary. When the final punch comes, im requesting a prison camp.

One my favorite films. I still wonder whether the point is to be inspired by Luke, or if its a lesson about people that cant get out of their own way.

Cool Hand luke is about choosing your own destiny

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Luke didn’t accept his punishment, and made a mockery of it

 

[Chive Turkey]

In prison, dinner was always a big thing. They had a pasta course and then they had a meat or a fish.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Cool hand luke looked like a pretty chill time

Just you and your buddies doing some honest roadwork. An unlimited supply of hardboiled eggs. Big dumb George Kennedy to watch your back. The guards might murder you but not even a hint of ass rape.

 

[Carl Winslow]

in the early 1800s they used to strip you naked and make you stand on a bucket all day wearing only a over sized rag over your head. See how many niggers go back after that.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I always thought that the prison in that movie seemed way more humane than modern prison. First of all, no niggers. Plus you get to do physical labor outdoors in the sun which is healthy, and do organized boxing matches to blow off steam and settle beef.

Modern prison you stay trapped in an antiseptic environment with fluorescent lights which leads to insanity, plus you cant fight or without fear of getting stabbed or put in solitary. When the final punch comes, im requesting a prison camp.

One my favorite films. I still wonder whether the point is to be inspired by Luke, or if its a lesson about people that cant get out of their own way.

It's a crime against humanity that this woman never got fully naked on camera

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

In prison, dinner was always a big thing. They had a pasta course and then they had a meat or a fish.

Don't put too many onions in the sauce

 

[EraGodless]

I always thought that the prison in that movie seemed way more humane than modern prison. First of all, no niggers. Plus you get to do physical labor outdoors in the sun which is healthy, and do organized boxing matches to blow off steam and settle beef.

Modern prison you stay trapped in an antiseptic environment with fluorescent lights which leads to insanity, plus you cant fight or without fear of getting stabbed or put in solitary. When the final punch comes, im requesting a prison camp.

One my favorite films. I still wonder whether the point is to be inspired by Luke, or if its a lesson about people that cant get out of their own way.

You can definitely fight in jail- you just have to be smart about it and do it in the bathroom. The CO'S will actively assist you in fighting. The main thing is to not take it too far where someone requires immediate medical attention. That will result in a lockdown and loss of TV/phone/and commissary privileges for the whole dorm/bloc.

 

[Not bad]

Just you and your buddies doing some honest roadwork. An unlimited supply of hardboiled eggs. Big dumb George Kennedy to watch your back. The guards might murder you but not even a hint of ass rape.

And even if you did get ass raped, it was at least by a guy of your own race. More innocent times.