• This forum is dedicated exclusively to parody, comedy, and satirical content. None of the statements, opinions, or depictions shared on this platform should be considered or treated as factual information under any circumstances. All content is intended for entertainment purposes only and should be regarded as fictional, exaggerated, or purely the result of personal opinions and creative expression.

    Please be aware that this forum may feature discussions and content related to taboo, controversial, or potentially offensive subjects. The purpose of this content is not to incite harm but to engage in satire and explore the boundaries of humor. If you are sensitive to such subjects or are easily offended, we kindly advise that you leave the forum.

    Any similarities to real people, events, or situations are either coincidental or based on real-life inspirations but used within the context of fair use satire. By accepting this disclaimer, you acknowledge and understand that the content found within this forum is strictly meant for parody, satire, and entertainment. You agree not to hold the forum, its administrators, moderators, or users responsible for any content that may be perceived as offensive or inappropriate. You enter and participate in this forum at your own risk, with full awareness that everything on this platform is purely comedic, satirical, or opinion-based, and should never be taken as factual information.

    If any information or discussion on this platform triggers distressing emotions or thoughts, please leave immediately and consider seeking assistance.

    National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): Phone: 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) Website: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

Prey (They dropped the ball by not calling it "Injuns and Aliens")

Stent

outcomes, not intent - mod wisdom
The protagonist is probably the epitome (reference, Dan) of every annoying female stereotype. Fucks everything up but she believes in herself even if nobody else does. She invents an axe with a rope tied to it.

The predator starts off by killing a snake hunting a rodent. A pretty mean looking snake. Then it kills a wolf which was about to eat a rabbit! Truly an unstoppable monster to be feared. Then it kills a bear hunting the girl. In case you missed the symbolism, it's all about prey. Just like the title. This is a movie for intellectuals.

Half a dozen of her tribe are slaughtered but a couple of them were mean to her so she has zero reason to care they were just dismembered.

Dozens of French guys turn up and they are comical bad white guys. Somehow they know about and are trying to find and catch the predator. They all die in about ten minutes screen time filler (90 minutes total running time without credits).

Predator seems mildly retarded.

Magical native herb of invisibility.

Girl saves the day and is hero of the tribe.

Currently sitting at 91% reviews and 89% audience on RT because of course it is.
 

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
A well crafted narrative would have been the Indian tribe and white European settlers putting aside their differences to face a foe greater than either of them could face alone. They could have even ended it on a bitter sweet note that despite this spark of cooperation, history would doom these groups to be enemies in the end.

Instead we get a 90lb Mary Souix (wah wah) who kills the same kind of alien that was able to rip apart a special forces team so jacked up on steroids that one of them could haul around a minigun like it was an AR-15.

Fuck (((Hollywood)))
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
The protagonist is probably the epitome (reference, Dan) of every annoying female stereotype. Fucks everything up but she believes in herself even if nobody else does. She invents an axe with a rope tied to it.

The predator starts off by killing a snake hunting a rodent. A pretty mean looking snake. Then it kills a wolf which was about to eat a rabbit! Truly an unstoppable monster to be feared. Then it kills a bear hunting the girl. In case you missed the symbolism, it's all about prey. Just like the title. This is a movie for intellectuals.

Half a dozen of her tribe are slaughtered but a couple of them were mean to her so she has zero reason to care they were just dismembered.

Dozens of French guys turn up and they are comical bad white guys. Somehow they know about and are trying to find and catch the predator. They all die in about ten minutes screen time filler (90 minutes total running time without credits).

Predator seems mildly retarded.

Magical native herb of invisibility.

Girl saves the day and is hero of the tribe.

Currently sitting at 91% reviews and 89% audience on RT because of course it is.

So it sounds like the most believable part is the dozen French guys getting wiped out in 10 minutes.
 

Harry Powell

Lyndon Evans Superfan
Comanche were one of the most ruthless peoples. Niggas were as brutal as savage Aztecs, maybe worse. But sure, the French were the REAL savages.

The Comanche attack in Blood Meridian, where they fucking slaughter the tiny army and are scalping and sodomizing dying men and shit is something else. I also trust Cormac to get that right, even though it’s a “fictional” book.

Honestly now that I think about, Pedo Pat is like a retarded, incompetent version of the Judge. Thinks he has knowledge of all things, pals about with pedos and scum, is fat and physically repugnant, brings nothing but misery to mankind, etc.
 

Petworth dude

Back from Miami!
Comanche were one of the most ruthless peoples. Niggas were as brutal as savage Aztecs, maybe worse. But sure, the French were the REAL savages.

The Comanche attack in Blood Meridian, where they fucking slaughter the tiny army and are scalping and sodomizing dying men and shit is something else. I also trust Cormac to get that right, even though it’s a “fictional” book.

Honestly now that I think about, Pedo Pat is like a retarded, incompetent version of the Judge. Thinks he has knowledge of all things, pals about with pedos and scum, is fat and physically repugnant, brings nothing but misery to mankind, etc.
Alex Jones has claimed to be part-Comanche
 
G

guest

Guest
Just found it for free gonna check it out as I smoke weed like a you know what
 
G

guest

Guest
This is the ending of Apocalypto. Those naked savages run around for a few days in the film killing each other and enslaving each other and worshiping the son. Then civilization comes to them in the form of Europeans. And to this day they are all still savages.
That ending was what made me realize they really don't like Mel Gibson...

A well crafted narrative would have been the Indian tribe and white European settlers putting aside their differences to face a foe greater than either of them could face alone. They could have even ended it on a bitter sweet note that despite this spark of cooperation, history would doom these groups to be enemies in the end.

Instead we get a 90lb Mary Souix (wah wah) who kills the same kind of alien that was able to rip apart a special forces team so jacked up on steroids that one of them could haul around a minigun like it was an AR-15.

Fuck (((Hollywood)))

Honestly the good thing is that audiences are 'evolving' faster than their tropes and propaganda. They cant get anymore subliminal and yet more and more people are giving them the finger or checking out, so it's a losing battle for them. They really had full access to our hearts and minds for so long.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

I Am Racist Man Leader of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
Comanche were one of the most ruthless peoples. Niggas were as brutal as savage Aztecs, maybe worse. But sure, the French were the REAL savages.

The Comanche attack in Blood Meridian, where they fucking slaughter the tiny army and are scalping and sodomizing dying men and shit is something else. I also trust Cormac to get that right, even though it’s a “fictional” book.

Honestly now that I think about, Pedo Pat is like a retarded, incompetent version of the Judge. Thinks he has knowledge of all things, pals about with pedos and scum, is fat and physically repugnant, brings nothing but misery to mankind, etc.
The Son was a great series for that too. The main character Eli was enslaved and raised by Comanche before coming back to white society and basically he's a completely ruthless killer. to the point his own son basically tries to guide his grandson to be nothing like either of them.
 
Top