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I'm referring to the name change hearing at 11am, of course. What name do you think Alejandro A Aranda Jr will be changing their name to? Nice alliterative name, stupid.
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Predictions for Pats case in order of highest probability to least:
1) He doesn’t show up. Bench warrant issued but nothing actually happens. Maybe he gets popped a few months from now when pulled over for speeding.
2) He shows up and tries to relitigate the last case. The judge informs him that the current hearing is not about that. Pat gets into a verbal altercation with the judge who remands him to jail. This is the most entertaining outcome.
3) He shows up and is contrite. Admits to blowing off the payment plan but couches it in a story about the toll the stalkers have on his mental health. The judge allows the payment plan to resume and gives him a stern warning.
Your honor these people say nigger. You must erase my debt.
Throw him out, he's a racist. HE'S A RACIST! LOOK A RACIST A RACIST! FIFTY YEARS AGO WE WOULD HAVE HAD YOU UPSIDE DOWN WITH A PEACE SIGN UP YOUR ASS!Your honor these people say nigger. You must erase my debt.
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I'm referring to the name change hearing at 11am, of course. What name do you think Alejandro A Aranda Jr will be changing their name to? Nice alliterative name, stupid.
Or whatever the hell the ski-lift repairman’s name is.Like if Pat had waited another 6 months to make his death threats, Annabelle's last name would have been 'Tomlinson' (ugh). She'd sure-as-shit be filing with the courts to change it to Snyder on her 18th birthday, and rightfully so.
If he chooses option 1, he will be arrested within a week.Predictions for Pats case in order of highest probability to least:
1) He doesn’t show up. Bench warrant issued but nothing actually happens. Maybe he gets popped a few months from now when pulled over for speeding.
2) He shows up and tries to relitigate the last case. The judge informs him that the current hearing is not about that. Pat gets into a verbal altercation with the judge who remands him to jail. This is the most entertaining outcome.
3) He shows up and is contrite. Admits to blowing off the payment plan but couches it in a story about the toll the stalkers have on his mental health. The judge allows the payment plan to resume and gives him a stern warning.
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I'm referring to the name change hearing at 11am, of course. What name do you think Alejandro A Aranda Jr will be changing their name to? Nice alliterative name, stupid.
1. If he does this, I'm sure someone will notify TS (Not me, and I don't encourage anyone to do this, and you could possibly be sought after civilly and criminally if you in any way contact an international terrorist and say something that could be construed as encouraging said terrorism). If this happens, and TS dusts off the old SWAT rig, Pat would probably be arrested right then.Predictions for Pats case in order of highest probability to least:
1) He doesn’t show up. Bench warrant issued but nothing actually happens. Maybe he gets popped a few months from now when pulled over for speeding.
2) He shows up and tries to relitigate the last case. The judge informs him that the current hearing is not about that. Pat gets into a verbal altercation with the judge who remands him to jail. This is the most entertaining outcome.
3) He shows up and is contrite. Admits to blowing off the payment plan but couches it in a story about the toll the stalkers have on his mental health. The judge allows the payment plan to resume and gives him a stern warning.
I am legitimately excited to ski Cascade this winter. Usually I avoid that resort as it’s full of chinks and faggots from Chicago, but if I can see Ade’s man in the wild, repairing a lift, it will be all worth it.Or whatever the hell the ski-lift repairman’s name is.
This is all best analysis.1. If he does this, I'm sure someone will notify TS (Not me, and I don't encourage anyone to do this, and you could possibly be sought after civilly and criminally if you in any way contact an international terrorist and say something that could be construed as encouraging said terrorism). If this happens, and TS dusts off the old SWAT rig, Pat would probably be arrested right then.
2. This is the most likely possibility IMO. Everyone is so tired of being burned and waiting around after many delays, but I think this is the Final Punch that lands old Fatso in jail. Especially if his recent media appearances are allowed to be mentioned.
3. This might be his plan, but if it is, it will blow up in his face. The judge doesn't just want to hear "I'm sorry". He will want to know WHY Patrick skipped the debtor's exam, signed then blew off the payment plan, literally left the country while there was a process server looking for him, repeatedly bragged about not paying a penny, etc. Patrick will be asked WHY he should be trusted not to waste any more of the court/everybody else's time. If his recent statements are admissible, the fat faggot with bitch tits will have absolutely nothing to say.
I’m starting to think Pat actually believes he can get away with anything just because he’s a white man. It explains his stupid and irresponsible behavior, “I’m white so I’m right!”If this was anyone else the result would be a fine, a stern lecture from the judge, and a new debtor’s exam scheduled. But given Pat’s history of claiming he will never pay Quasi a cent and the fact that he blew off the previous exam and the amortization plan I can see it going much worse for him. Judge Sosnay could decide Pig’s untrustworthy and doesn’t deserve a second chance. Instead Pat sits in jail until a new exam has taken place and at least some portion of the debt has been paid.
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