Predict the Christmas present Pat brags about the most on twitter

What Christmas present will Pat definitely brag about on social media

  • Some manchild toy

    Votes: 24 58.5%
  • Some manchild "educational" toy (like lego)

    Votes: 11 26.8%
  • Some manchild "adult" toy (like Cards Against Humanity)

    Votes: 8 19.5%
  • A book (LMAO)

    Votes: 2 4.9%

  • Total voters
    41
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Still smarting from last year’s horrible Beef Wellington, Fatso will boast about a thrift store cooking appliance that Ugly Niki drunkenly buys him. “Yes child, this Ronco Rotisserie is pre-owned, but that just adds to the character”
I pray your right and it has a short and starts a house fire in the hovel's 100 year old knob and tube cloth wiring. Hopefully his bacon grease blood helps him burn to death.
 
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