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I don't know how he doesn't get that he looks extra retarded with the hat backwards. For starters, it looks like it should have a propeller on it. And when a normal person wears a hat, you can't see the sweatband through it. It's squeezed on his fat head so tightly that it can't possibly be comfortable. It looks like it's rolled onto his head like a condom.There's something especially dykey about him when he's wearing his hat backwards
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The way he looks so proudly at his 'special boy' paper name placard always gets my ribsI don't know how he doesn't get that he looks extra retarded with the hat backwards. For starters, it looks like it should have a propeller on it. And when a normal person wears a hat, you can't see the sweatband through it. It's squeezed on his fat head so tightly that it can't possibly be comfortable. It looks like it's rolled onto his head like a condom.
His "pecks" are comical, he has zero upper chest muscle and great big meat hangers below. Just grotesque.The way he looks so proudly at his 'special boy' paper name placard always gets my ribs
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Open Casket Patrick
He thinks he looks like he is 28. If he grew a beard it would be full of grey and he would look 53. It would ruin his larp as a millennial where he tries to fit in with the young crowd. Even though he isnt fooling anyone. In his drunk head he thinks he is pulling off.Something that's really weird to me is that Patrick is capable of growing a beard but he stays clean shaven. If anyone should have a full beard it's him. He could hide his chin singles and appear less dykey. The only reason he doesn't is because he legitimately thinks he's a good looking guy.
I'm honestly shocked he doesn’t soy sauce his hair. It's an extremely faggy thing to do and he's the level of fag to do it.He thinks he looks like he is 28. If he grew a beard it would be full of grey and he would look 53. It would ruin his larp as a millennial where he tries to fit in with the young crowd. Even though he isnt fooling anyone. In his drunk head he thinks he is pulling off.
He does periodically. He’s had shoe polish hair for some media appearances. He’s too lazy to keep it up, of course.I'm honestly shocked he doesn’t soy sauce his hair. It's an extremely faggy thing to do and he's the level of fag to do it.
Just For Ma'amHe does periodically. He’s had shoe polish hair for some media appearances. He’s too lazy to keep it up, of course.
Nikki doesn't look bad here, she owes me sex.
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